2021 Verbal: Cole Payton

[Kevin]

That's cause you've had too much time in the Meth Barn bro.



First time ever using the word bro.

welcome to the club bro.

unfortunately theres no going back.

bro club is....

[Kevin]

welcome to the club bro.

unfortunately theres no going back.

bro club is....

Left to right: Kevin, Lakes, Scottie, TAB, Hammerhead or hammersmith (whichever one i like i can't remember), Hulk Hogan.

Not pictured: PL who was working in New Japan at the time doing his escaped-from-the-zoo gorilla gimmick trying to get some of that king kong heat.

it didn't work cuz japan only like Godzirra.

[scottietohottie]

Left to right: Kevin, Lakes, Scottie, TAB, Hammerhead or hammersmith (whichever one i like i can't remember), Hulk Hogan.

Not pictured: PL who was working in New Japan at the time doing his escaped-from-the-zoo gorilla gimmick trying to get some of that king kong heat.

it didn't work cuz japan only like Godzirra.

Shit bro. You know I wear cheap crow knock off face paint.

[scottietohottie]

Tooth pick guy is dead. I ever tell you guys about the time I had to sit a pay per view out for frog splashing my sister who was laying on the couch? That's a true story. I thought wcw was real. That was the best Chris Jericho ever eh. I've still got his shirt.

[scottietohottie]

Some chippewa friend started calling me Scottietohottie. So I always thought of that as my medicine man name eh.

[Kevin]

Tooth pick guy is dead. I ever tell you guys about the time I had to sit a pay per view out for frog splashing my sister who was laying on the couch? That's a true story. I thought wcw was real. That was the best Chris Jericho ever eh. I've still got his shirt.

Stop. Exposing. The. Business.

[NI4NI]

Some chippewa friend started calling me Scottietohottie. So I always thought of that as my medicine man name eh.

What? You're not really Scott Garland?
You damn poser.

[HandoEX]

Left to right: Kevin, Lakes, Scottie, TAB, Hammerhead or hammersmith (whichever one i like i can't remember), Hulk Hogan.

Not pictured: PL who was working in New Japan at the time doing his escaped-from-the-zoo gorilla gimmick trying to get some of that king kong heat.

it didn't work cuz japan only like Godzirra.

Wait, I thought Lakes was a little cruiserweight guy between Hogan and macho man?

[Kevin]

Wait, I thought Lakes was a little cruiserweight guy between Hogan and macho man?

lakes identifies as a 6'8" black man

he's also friends with kim jong un.

[MyOhMy]

If 6 months for you, then he should be just fine. Guessing his recovery will be more tailored to getting back to football.

Well to be fair it was almost 10 years ago and I was competitively powerlifting at the time so not a desk jockey, the surgery may have advanced a bit hopefully but the doc who did my surgery in the cities moved on to take a role on the medical staff of the Chargers so he was fairly proficient. It took what seemed like a long time to build the strength back in that shoulder. Just saying that he may not be ready for spring ball depending on how the rehab goes, especially if there's any damage to the biceps tendon which makes it worse both for repair and rehab. He should be fine for fall camp.