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“Hard as a Loaf”
A hardened Loaf
Electric toast.
So g-damn hot he deserves to boast.
He lines it up
Tailgating hound
Sends UN-Dogs
Right back to the pound.
His cold beverages,
Will inebriate you.
Not quite our savior,
But he tailgates hallowed ground.
He’s hard as our lot.
Hard as a lot-
Our tailgating lot
With AC/DC we will rock!
Harder than fighting AI Bots.
Break
Formerly known
As “Supreme Honcho”
He could hit you like a man who’s macho.
All FBS and huge pipe dreams-
Dippin’ dot spoons so big they ripped Cas’ jeans.
General admission tailgater?
The Supreme Honcho will see you later.
You ladies gonna shake it?
Pom-poms bustin’ out!
He’s hard as our lot.
Hard as our lot.
We tailgate harder than you thought.
No Bunny Turds, nobody wants.
No bunny food today, only serving pot.
Yeah
Hard as our lot.
We party harder at our lot.
Hard as our lot.