2021 Verbal: Cole Payton

[MNLonghorn10]

I’m sold. Give him the keys

[EC8CH]

I’m sold. Give him the keys

It's a repost, but I like it so much. It gives me hope.

[ByeSonBusiness]

Nice flow. Very Flock of Seagulls.

Ndsu needs a NY Yankee rule. High and tight.

Stick: respectable young man. I'd let that guy borrow my cell phone.

This hippie: I'd flick a quarter in his guitar case outside a bar downtown and tell him to get a job.

[bisonaudit]

Ndsu needs a NY Yankee rule. High and tight.

I say flaunt it while you’ve got it.

[southcliffbison]

Ndsu needs a NY Yankee rule. High and tight.

Stick: respectable young man. I'd let that guy borrow my cell phone.

This hippie: I'd flick a quarter in his guitar case outside a bar downtown and tell him to get a job.

You think that hair is long and unkempt just because the wind is blowing ?????? What freakin' solar system are you from ??

[EC8CH]

You think that hair is long and unkempt just because the wind is blowing ?????? What freakin' solar system are you from ??

that's not just any wind. That's the breeze created by the passing of the awesomeness of Stick to the next great Bison QB out of the state of Nebraska.

[ByeSonBusiness]

I say flaunt it while you’ve got it.

I'm 29 and very grateful i avoided the fate many of my friends have.

You think that hair is long and unkempt just because the wind is blowing ?????? What freakin' solar system are you from ??

Too long. Disgusting hippy. On the Cam Wagon 100% based on hair.

[GreenfieldBison]

One thing is certain - that hippy needs to get friendly with Coach K. You all see the difference in those biceps between Lord Stick and the hippy?

[TransAmBison]

One thing is certain - that hippy needs to get friendly with Coach K. You all see the difference in those biceps between Lord Stick and the hippy?

What if the long hair is the source of his power? You know, Samson-like.*





*Would be a real tragedy if he made the UNIdome cave in on itself...you know, with all those championship banners and all.

[GreenfieldBison]

What if the long hair is the source of his power? You know, Samson-like.*





*Would be a real tragedy if he made the UNIdome cave in on itself...you know, with all those championship banners and all.

Yes, yes I see this is a consideration and indeed the cave-in would be tragic most assuredly. But I don't expect the exalted Kramer would require an altered coiffure in order to imbue the youngster's frame with additional lean tissue, would he?