Originally Posted by
Bison Loaf
AC/DC Meet N' Greet Meal Packages
The ThM "Uppity Bastard" 5-Course Premium Dining Experience - $999.95 includes:
* Pre-meal "Selfy" picture with Angus Young (or, if preferred and available, Bison Loaf ...... but don't bet on it)
* Green and Gold Chinese Silk "Snorty" dinner bib with matching bikini underwear
* Premium "AC/DC Lightning Bolt" etched stainless steel jigger set
* Unlimited drink umbrellas and shots of pork rind-flavored Thunderstruck Tequila during meal
* Fresh Strawberry Romaine Salad with Fireball Vinigrette and Malcolm Young Gretsch Guitar-shaped croutons
* Free-range State of South Dakota Jackrabbit Ribs, pre-basted in a double Joose slurry
* A delicious Jagermeister sorbet palette neutralizer between main courses (while supplies last)
* Homemade beer-battered Bison bratwurst, grilled to perfection and served with a side of piping hot-under-the-collar Pelini pasta
* Peppermint Bon-Bon Scott Schnaaps Premium Ice Cream Cake
* After dinner Cuban cigar with commemorative AC/DC pewter Zippo concert lighter
* As much help as necessary in sobering up before being personally escorted into the game via the ThM Helmet Car
The ThM "Almost a Bigshot" Big Meal Deal - $249.95 Includes:
* Pre-meal "Selfy" picture with Axl Rose (may substitute the Axl snap for 1 drink umbrella, if desired)
* Green and Yellow Soft Linen "Bison" dinner bib with matching boxer shorts
* High-quality "AC/DC Devil's Horns" logo plastic shot glass
* Up to 5 shots of pork-rind flavored Thunderstruck Tequila during meal
* Fresh Tossed Salad with Fireball vinigrette and Lightning-shaped croutons
* Free-range State of South Dakota Jackrabbit Haunches, served with Joose Au Jous dipping sauce
* A very serviceable spiced rum sorbet palette cleanser between main courses
* Pre-bought 3:2 beer-battered Bison bratwurst, grilled over a flaming dumspter fire and served with a side of roasted Bubba Rump
* Sloe Gin Icing on a "Bison Berry" red velvet cake
* After dinner Mexican cigar with commemorative AC/DC hard plastic Bic concert lighter
* A decent amount of help in sobering up before we call a rented yellow golf cart and have Bubba take you into the game
The ThM "Hurry Up Dammit, Eat 'N Run" Cheap Ass Lunch Line - $54.95 Includes:
* Pre-meal "Selfy" picture with somebody, anybody from ThM (but make it quick)
* A "Scream Yellow" Cotton "Bison" dinner bib with matching, slightly binding tighty whities
* A Green or Yellow (but not both) ThM logoed Dixie Cup
* One shot of pork-rind flavored Thunderstruck Tequila during meal
* Pre-Packaged Chef's Salad with straight Fireball poured over the top of it, soaked up with bread crumbs
* Previously caged State of South Dakota Jackrabbit Tail, served with unlimited quantities of "Essence of Joose" ketchup
* A tasty creme de menth ice cube to suck on between main courses
* Pre-bought Bison-battered Hawkworst, personally power grillled until done by Gene Taylor before leaving, and then put on a slow burn
* Brandy-topped "Bison Berry" Swiss Cheese cake
* After dinner slightly-used Brazilian cigar with commemorative book of long stemmed AC/DC concert matches
* A modicum of help in sobering up before we carefully point you in the "kind-of-over-there-someplace" general direction of the game
The ThM "Leftovers and Road Kill" Special - $16.95 includes:
* No pictures, please. All pre-confiscated cameras and phones promised to be returned after your meal
* A Green-ish looking thin plastic dinner bib with matching disposable 'Depends' undergarment
* A slightly Yellowing styrofoam shot glass for use with something that looks nasty and smells even nastier poured out during meal
* A quick swig out of a community backwashed, passed-around bottle of pork-rind flavored Thunderstruck Tequila during meal
* Unlimited amounts of Fireball Salad left over from the plates of all previously seated, higher-paying Meet 'N Greet diners
* Slightly bruised State of South Dakota Jackrabbit Lips and Asses, humanely road-killed and harvested after a particularly urgent Joose run in Brookings
* A small cup of mouthwash to rinse out your filthy, swearing, effin' potty mouth between helpings of vittles
* Tree-bark-fed State of South Dakota deer-in-headlights sausage, hit by a Mack truck last playoffs, and served with a side of Fumble Fries
* Boone's Farm Strawberry Wine flavored Dippin' Dots served with an extremely small and frustrating white plastic spork
* After dinner aromatic Swisher Sweet cigar, lit by someone else holding a really cool AC/DC lighter that YOU won't be needing for any damn concert
* Very minimal help in sobering up before FargoDome Security is called to escort you off the premises (because, c'mon man, you never had game tickets anyway!)