AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

[Bison Loaf]

In regards to the ESPN+, mostly what they do is grab the satellite feed and put in online. I don't know if they pay a fee for it or if NBC/NDSU pays ESPN a fee. One thing for sure is that ESPN doesn't get commercial sales revenue from the streams as they are only showing their own commercials during the breaks.

Dammit, CM!!! This is a first-class AC-DC/tailgating/alcohol/pom-pom thread!

Unless ESPN is finally willing to (1) come to their senses and nationally televise our awesome tailgates, (2) pony up some corporate cash to provide free booze (and drink umbrellas, of course) to our thirsty membership, (3) immediately start printing and circulating an NSFW annual ESPN/ThM "The Pom-Pom Issue", and (4) allow and advocate for Samantha Ponder to sing "Get It Hot" onstage with AC/DC during Fargo's next GameDay appearance ...


…...……… then we're really not all that interested in it.

[Christopher Moen]

Dammit, CM!!! This is a first-class AC-DC/tailgating/alcohol/pom-pom thread!

Unless ESPN is finally willing to (1) come to their senses and nationally televise our awesome tailgates, (2) pony up some corporate cash to provide free booze (and drink umbrellas, of course) to our thirsty membership, (3) immediately start printing and circulating an NSFW annual ESPN/ThM "The Pom-Pom Issue", and (4) allow and advocate for Samantha Ponder to sing "Get It Hot" onstage with AC/DC during Fargo's next GameDay appearance ...


…...……… then we're really not all that interested in it.

Calm down, I'm trying to clear up the weird misconceptions people keep coming up with in regards to ESPN. As a peace-offering, here's some footage I shot the last time I saw them 2016. It was one of the last concerts with Brian Johnson (and later Cliff Williams).

[Bison Loaf]

Ok, people, let's try to focus your few remaining undamaged-by-booze brain cells on something important for once ......... like food.

More specifically, what in the hell are you going to feast on when Angus and the boys finally do show up out in the tailgating lots? Oh, you didn't think of that, you say? Well, what a surprise THAT is! Luckily for you, Thunderstruck Makers, once again, is WAY ahead of everybody on everything, and we have now finally (after negotiating our way through credit issues and nasty, slanderous accusations from almost all of our major suppliers) finalized these awesome new meal plans just in time for the upcoming football season.

That's right, it's time to announce The Thunderstruck Maker's AC/DC Meet N' Greet Meal Packages!

We are going to make this so damn simple that even the most dense and obtuse of our dearly beloved and adored membership .... might even be able to get it right this time (fingers crossed). So here it is. Listen carefully. We have 4 tremendous package offerings available for your AC/DC dining pleasure.

Once you find the meal package that you think you want to participate in, simply respond via Bisonville to the corresponding package (while supplies last, of course, which won't be long), and make sure that you have your finances in order, because we will charge your pre-approved unexpired credit card for the slightly-inflated price points that you so pick (plus 28% gratuity and various unmentioned fees) faster than you can say "debtor's prison".

Please, only one choice per member, and don't delay. Space is extremely limited and we've got to get this deal done before the Powers-That-Be find out about it.

There are a few rules, however.

#1. Never, ever call us, about this or anything else. EVER.
#2. No substitutions, unless specifically noted. (Have a food allergy or dietary condition? Boo Hoo.)
#3. Must be over 21, or be able to blow us away with a great fake ID, in order to participate.
#4. May not carry in food from the outside in your cargo shorts, sports bras, or turtlenecks hidden behind those icky mullets.
#5. Smuggling in liquor is encouraged, of course, but all booze confiscated becomes the property of ThM incorporated.
#6. Please do not, at anytime, drunk or otherwise, grope the AC/DC or ThM celebrities unless asked to do so.
#7. Port-a-potties, as always, will be limited and nasty, so please empty yourself as much as possible before arrival.
#8. Dress appropriately. All uncovered body parts, unless nicely proportioned, female and tan, will be strictly prohibited.
#9. ThM will be held legally harmless for anything that happens out there, even if we caused it, encouraged it, or enjoyed the hell out of it.


Bon Appetit!

[Bison Loaf]

AC/DC Meet N' Greet Meal Packages


The ThM "Uppity Bastard" 5-Course Premium Dining Experience - $999.95 includes:

* Pre-meal "Selfy" picture with Angus Young (or, if preferred and available, Bison Loaf ...... but don't bet on it)
* Green and Gold Chinese Silk "Snorty" dinner bib with matching bikini underwear
* Premium "AC/DC Lightning Bolt" etched stainless steel jigger set
* Unlimited drink umbrellas and shots of pork rind-flavored Thunderstruck Tequila during meal
* Fresh Strawberry Romaine Salad with Fireball Vinigrette and Malcolm Young Gretsch Guitar-shaped croutons
* Free-range State of South Dakota Jackrabbit Ribs, pre-basted in a double Joose slurry
* A delicious Jagermeister sorbet palette neutralizer between main courses (while supplies last)
* Homemade beer-battered Bison bratwurst, grilled to perfection and served with a side of piping hot-under-the-collar Pelini pasta
* Peppermint Bon-Bon Scott Schnaaps Premium Ice Cream Cake
* After dinner Cuban cigar with commemorative AC/DC pewter Zippo concert lighter
* As much help as necessary in sobering up before being personally escorted into the game via the ThM Helmet Car

The ThM "Almost a Bigshot" Big Meal Deal - $249.95 Includes:

* Pre-meal "Selfy" picture with Axl Rose (may substitute the Axl snap for 1 drink umbrella, if desired)
* Green and Yellow Soft Linen "Bison" dinner bib with matching boxer shorts
* High-quality "AC/DC Devil's Horns" logo plastic shot glass
* Up to 5 shots of pork-rind flavored Thunderstruck Tequila during meal
* Fresh Tossed Salad with Fireball vinigrette and Lightning-shaped croutons
* Free-range State of South Dakota Jackrabbit Haunches, served with Joose Au Jous dipping sauce
* A very serviceable spiced rum sorbet palette cleanser between main courses
* Pre-bought 3:2 beer-battered Bison bratwurst, grilled over a flaming dumspter fire and served with a side of roasted Bubba Rump
* Sloe Gin Icing on a "Bison Berry" red velvet cake
* After dinner Mexican cigar with commemorative AC/DC hard plastic Bic concert lighter
* A decent amount of help in sobering up before we call a rented yellow golf cart and have Bubba take you into the game

The ThM "Hurry Up Dammit, Eat 'N Run" Cheap Ass Lunch Line - $54.95 Includes:

* Pre-meal "Selfy" picture with somebody, anybody from ThM (but make it quick)
* A "Scream Yellow" Cotton "Bison" dinner bib with matching, slightly binding tighty whities
* A Green or Yellow (but not both) ThM logoed Dixie Cup
* One shot of pork-rind flavored Thunderstruck Tequila during meal
* Pre-Packaged Chef's Salad with straight Fireball poured over the top of it, soaked up with bread crumbs
* Previously caged State of South Dakota Jackrabbit Tail, served with unlimited quantities of "Essence of Joose" ketchup
* A tasty creme de menth ice cube to suck on between main courses
* Pre-bought Bison-battered Hawkworst, personally power grillled until done by Gene Taylor before leaving, and then put on a slow burn
* Brandy-topped "Bison Berry" Swiss Cheese cake
* After dinner slightly-used Brazilian cigar with commemorative book of long stemmed AC/DC concert matches
* A modicum of help in sobering up before we carefully point you in the "kind-of-over-there-someplace" general direction of the game

The ThM "Leftovers and Road Kill" Special - $16.95 includes:

* No pictures, please. All pre-confiscated cameras and phones promised to be returned after your meal
* A Green-ish looking thin plastic dinner bib with matching disposable 'Depends' undergarment
* A slightly Yellowing styrofoam shot glass for use with something that looks nasty and smells even nastier poured out during meal
* A quick swig out of a community backwashed, passed-around bottle of pork-rind flavored Thunderstruck Tequila during meal
* Unlimited amounts of Fireball Salad left over from the plates of all previously seated, higher-paying Meet 'N Greet diners
* Slightly bruised State of South Dakota Jackrabbit Lips and Asses, humanely road-killed and harvested after a particularly urgent Joose run in Brookings
* A small cup of mouthwash to rinse out your filthy, swearing, effin' potty mouth between helpings of vittles
* Tree-bark-fed State of South Dakota deer-in-headlights sausage, hit by a Mack truck last playoffs, and served with a side of Fumble Fries
* Boone's Farm Strawberry Wine flavored Dippin' Dots served with an extremely small and frustrating white plastic spork
* After dinner aromatic Swisher Sweet cigar, lit by someone else holding a really cool AC/DC lighter that YOU won't be needing for any damn concert
* Very minimal help in sobering up before FargoDome Security is called to escort you off the premises (because, c'mon man, you never had game tickets anyway!)

[CyPanth]

At our tailgate for Bison games, we only offer premium packages, including this:

https://www.absolutdrinks.com/en/drinks/tatanka/

[Bookem]

AC/DC Meet N' Greet Meal Packages


The ThM "Uppity Bastard" 5-Course Premium Dining Experience - $999.95 includes:

* Pre-meal "Selfy" picture with Angus Young (or, if preferred and available, Bison Loaf ...... but don't bet on it)
* Green and Gold Chinese Silk "Snorty" dinner bib with matching bikini underwear
* Premium "AC/DC Lightning Bolt" etched stainless steel jigger set
* Unlimited drink umbrellas and shots of pork rind-flavored Thunderstruck Tequila during meal
* Fresh Strawberry Romaine Salad with Fireball Vinigrette and Malcolm Young Gretsch Guitar-shaped croutons
* Free-range State of South Dakota Jackrabbit Ribs, pre-basted in a double Joose slurry
* A delicious Jagermeister sorbet palette neutralizer between main courses (while supplies last)
* Homemade beer-battered Bison bratwurst, grilled to perfection and served with a side of piping hot-under-the-collar Pelini pasta
* Peppermint Bon-Bon Scott Schnaaps Premium Ice Cream Cake
* After dinner Cuban cigar with commemorative AC/DC pewter Zippo concert lighter
* As much help as necessary in sobering up before being personally escorted into the game via the ThM Helmet Car

The ThM "Almost a Bigshot" Big Meal Deal - $249.95 Includes:

* Pre-meal "Selfy" picture with Axl Rose (may substitute the Axl snap for 1 drink umbrella, if desired)
* Green and Yellow Soft Linen "Bison" dinner bib with matching boxer shorts
* High-quality "AC/DC Devil's Horns" logo plastic shot glass
* Up to 5 shots of pork-rind flavored Thunderstruck Tequila during meal
* Fresh Tossed Salad with Fireball vinigrette and Lightning-shaped croutons
* Free-range State of South Dakota Jackrabbit Haunches, served with Joose Au Jous dipping sauce
* A very serviceable spiced rum sorbet palette cleanser between main courses
* Pre-bought 3:2 beer-battered Bison bratwurst, grilled over a flaming dumspter fire and served with a side of roasted Bubba Rump
* Sloe Gin Icing on a "Bison Berry" red velvet cake
* After dinner Mexican cigar with commemorative AC/DC hard plastic Bic concert lighter
* A decent amount of help in sobering up before we call a rented yellow golf cart and have Bubba take you into the game

The ThM "Hurry Up Dammit, Eat 'N Run" Cheap Ass Lunch Line - $54.95 Includes:

* Pre-meal "Selfy" picture with somebody, anybody from ThM (but make it quick)
* A "Scream Yellow" Cotton "Bison" dinner bib with matching, slightly binding tighty whities
* A Green or Yellow (but not both) ThM logoed Dixie Cup
* One shot of pork-rind flavored Thunderstruck Tequila during meal
* Pre-Packaged Chef's Salad with straight Fireball poured over the top of it, soaked up with bread crumbs
* Previously caged State of South Dakota Jackrabbit Tail, served with unlimited quantities of "Essence of Joose" ketchup
* A tasty creme de menth ice cube to suck on between main courses
* Pre-bought Bison-battered Hawkworst, personally power grillled until done by Gene Taylor before leaving, and then put on a slow burn
* Brandy-topped "Bison Berry" Swiss Cheese cake
* After dinner slightly-used Brazilian cigar with commemorative book of long stemmed AC/DC concert matches
* A modicum of help in sobering up before we carefully point you in the "kind-of-over-there-someplace" general direction of the game

The ThM "Leftovers and Road Kill" Special - $16.95 includes:

* No pictures, please. All pre-confiscated cameras and phones promised to be returned after your meal
* A Green-ish looking thin plastic dinner bib with matching disposable 'Depends' undergarment
* A slightly Yellowing styrofoam shot glass for use with something that looks nasty and smells even nastier poured out during meal
* A quick swig out of a community backwashed, passed-around bottle of pork-rind flavored Thunderstruck Tequila during meal
* Unlimited amounts of Fireball Salad left over from the plates of all previously seated, higher-paying Meet 'N Greet diners
* Slightly bruised State of South Dakota Jackrabbit Lips and Asses, humanely road-killed and harvested after a particularly urgent Joose run in Brookings
* A small cup of mouthwash to rinse out your filthy, swearing, effin' potty mouth between helpings of vittles
* Tree-bark-fed State of South Dakota deer-in-headlights sausage, hit by a Mack truck last playoffs, and served with a side of Fumble Fries
* Boone's Farm Strawberry Wine flavored Dippin' Dots served with an extremely small and frustrating white plastic spork
* After dinner aromatic Swisher Sweet cigar, lit by someone else holding a really cool AC/DC lighter that YOU won't be needing for any damn concert
* Very minimal help in sobering up before FargoDome Security is called to escort you off the premises (because, c'mon man, you never had game tickets anyway!)

What do we get for Ten dolla?

[Vet70]

What do we get for Ten dolla?

The same as for any of the other food packages. Ptomaine poisoning.

[Bison Loaf]

What do we get for Ten dolla?

Heck, Bookem, heavy hitters like me and you can't even wipe our own asses for less than $10 these days (or should I say "have someone wipe them for us")! If it was ANYONE other than you, my friend, we'd find them a nice little weedy patch out in the rugby fields alongside TAB and VET, handsomely stocked with delicious spinach dip, lukewarm milk, and discount Bieber tunes.

But for you and your ThundHERstruck ladies, you'll be gorging on marbled steak and drinking expensive champagne in the ThM Hospitality Tent this fall, for sure!

[Vet70]

Heck, Bookem, heavy hitters like me and you can't even wipe our own asses for less than $10 these days (or should I say "have someone wipe them for us")! If it was ANYONE other than you, my friend, we'd find them a nice little weedy patch out in the rugby fields alongside TAB and VET, handsomely stocked with delicious spinach dip, lukewarm milk, and discount Bieber tunes.

But for you and your ThundHERstruck ladies, you'll be gorging on marbled steak and drinking expensive champagne in the ThM Hospitality Tent this fall, for sure!

I see health inspectors and multiple lawsuits in your future.

[TransAmBison]

I see health inspectors and multiple lawsuits in your future.

I have a feeling they will have to get in line...