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  1. #5491
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    A woman officiating the Green Bay-San Diego game?! Doesn't she know that women aren't allowed?!

    *Although I wouldn't say that to her face, mostly because she's a Judo champion and she could kick my ass faster than me finishing that sentence
    I'm coo-coo for Coco's puffs!

    WWTFSMD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TbonZach View Post
    A woman officiating the Green Bay-San Diego game?! Doesn't she know that women aren't allowed?!

    *Although I wouldn't say that to her face, mostly because she's a Judo champion and she could kick my ass faster than me finishing that sentence
    I wonder how many weeks into the season before somebody gets ejected for calling her a b*tch or a c*nt? I'm betting 3 or 4.

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    "Oh brightly colored non-denominational holiday cone-shaped decoration, oh brightly colored non-denominational holiday cone-shaped decoration, you're such a pretty object."

    This PC crap is getting out of hand.
    I'm coo-coo for Coco's puffs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TbonZach View Post
    A woman officiating the Green Bay-San Diego game?! Doesn't she know that women aren't allowed?!

    *Although I wouldn't say that to her face, mostly because she's a Judo champion and she could kick my ass faster than me finishing that sentence
    What are we supposed to call her -- a referette? A refershee?
    Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems. (Homer Simpson)

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    Quote Originally Posted by bri-dog View Post
    What are we supposed to call her -- a referette? A refershee?
    I think it's kind of like the She-Hulk type of thing -- a she-ref
    I'm coo-coo for Coco's puffs!

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    I can just hear her. "Oh my gawd, what an ugly blouse they're making me wear!" "And these shoes -- ewwwww!" "Well, at least the vertical stripes make me look slimmer."
    Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems. (Homer Simpson)

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    Ron Jeremy: "The next award is for best original score in an adult film. And the nominees are: Ron Jones..."
    <typical synth porn music over a shot of Jones(in a plaid sports coat) using a mixer>
    RJ: "...Walter Murphy..."
    <different synth porn music over a shot of a comb over, gap toothed Murphy playing a keyboard>
    RJ: "...and John Williams."
    <a shot of Williams conducting a full studio orchestra>

    (beyond the obvious, the joke is that Jones and Murphy are the two regular Family Guy composers)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hammersmith View Post
    Ron Jeremy: "The next award is for best original score in an adult film. And the nominees are: Ron Jones..."
    <typical synth porn music over a shot of Jones(in a plaid sports coat) using a mixer>
    RJ: "...Walter Murphy..."
    <different synth porn music over a shot of a comb over, gap toothed Murphy playing a keyboard>
    RJ: "...and John Williams."
    <a shot of Williams conducting a full studio orchestra>

    (beyond the obvious, the joke is that Jones and Murphy are the two regular Family Guy composers)
    Haha great episode. "I bet Samuel L. Jackson's in it. He's in everything."
    I'm coo-coo for Coco's puffs!

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    Only ugly girls are allowed at Mizzou FB practices:

    http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-...78--ncaaf.html

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    Random Olympics thoughts for last night:

    Three guys from the same running club in Kingston took 1st, 2nd, and 3rd in the 200m last night. They sure have a great supplier, I mean, coach.

    The first time any country other than the US has swept the 200m. But the US has done it 6 times. Apparently we used to have good suppliers, I mean, coaches, in the US, too.

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