Bisonville Masters Pool 2023

[heffray]

Thanks @heffray for running this pool again. As always it is the best week of the year and this one was no different. Congratulations to Jon Rahm for his Masters win also to Strategery for the win here. Not sure that is good enough to avoid mockery however. One can always dream...

If anything it is deserving of more mockery...

[Strategery]

If anything it is deserving of more mockery...

Cool. Coo coo coo coo cool. No doubt no doubt no doubt.

[MangyOldBison]

Cool. Coo coo coo coo cool. No doubt no doubt no doubt.

Congrats to Jon Rahm and his family, thanks to heff for the pool, and congrats to Strategery! Was nice to see the best in world competing on the same course again.

The Masters Prize Money:

https://www.cbssports.com/golf/news/...-million-pool/

[GreenfieldBison]

How long will Sam Bennett be an amateur. He is playing 36 today for his school team I believe.

[heffray]

How long will Sam Bennett be an amateur. He is playing 36 today for his school team I believe.

He’s a 5th year senior, so not long I would think.

[pucknut9]

Hoge with mor bad luck while traveling

https://twitter.com/HogeGolf/status/...711916546?s=20

https://share.newsbreak.com/3jnt7yzl

[GreenfieldBison]

Willy Z done for the season. Had a micro discectomy after WD from The Masters. Here's hoping for a full recovery and permanent relief from that debilitating pain.

[TransAmBison]

I can't congratulate Strategery...this thing was rigged from the beginning! FROM THE BEGINNING!!! Greenfield hit the nail on the head...no money involved. El Heffe knew that would keep the auditors from sniffing around...so he instead put big money with his private bookie on this darkhorse to win out tournament. No money involved in the tournament, but what about money ON THE TOURNAMENT?!?!?!?! Big odds...all el heffe had to do was make sure Strategery won...or at least appeared to win. Heffray cooked the books, folks. If you add up the numbers correctly, it will be pretty clear that I won. Doesn't really matter, Heffray already got his payout and is probably hiding out in Hoople sippin' on Miller High Life with Lakes.

[heffray]

I can't congratulate Strategery...this thing was rigged from the beginning! FROM THE BEGINNING!!! Greenfield hit the nail on the head...no money involved. El Heffe knew that would keep the auditors from sniffing around...so he instead put big money with his private bookie on this darkhorse to win out tournament. No money involved in the tournament, but what about money ON THE TOURNAMENT?!?!?!?! Big odds...all el heffe had to do was make sure Strategery won...or at least appeared to win. Heffray cooked the books, folks. If you add up the numbers correctly, it will be pretty clear that I won. Doesn't really matter, Heffray already got his payout and is probably hiding out in Hoople sippin' on Miller High Life with Lakes.

That is wrong, ALL WRONG!!!

…we’re sippin on Kona Big Wave. Lakes hates domestic.

[TransAmBison]

That is wrong, ALL WRONG!!!

…we’re sippin on Kona Big Wave. Lakes hates domestic.

He also "HATES" Hoople, but there you are.