Dammit! After this last weekend's long-awaited events out in the West Lot, I am more ticked-off NOW than EVER!!!
It seems that nobody listened to us when Thunderstruck Makers mandated that all beverages drank in the West Lot consist exclusively of the new AC/DC Signature Beers (see the pronouncement 4 posts above), for your own personal safety from the deadly Manilow Variant.
But Noooooooooooooo ....... everyone had to go out there and be assholes and bad tailgaters, and do their own damn thing while putting the rest of us in jeopardy.
I saw a ton of Miller Lites out there, and I even saw quite a few Truly's. JFC people, this pronouncement was NOT OPTIONAL. We here at ThM are community tailgating professionals and classic rock experts, and we know better than you or anyone else how this dastardly Manilow Variant loves people who drink lite beer and low calorie seltzers! The science is clear and we absolutely love to tell you what to do, so until proven otherwise, trust us when we tell you that Barry Manilow music can make you very, very sick if you fool around with it, and there is even a .000015% chance that it will kill your enjoyment of music, in general, if you listen to too much of it.
But maybe the most disappointing thing I saw and heard all weekend was all the little chants that broke out singing ..............
"F*ck off Loafy (clap...clap...clap,clap,clap) F*ck off Loafy (clap...clap...clap,clap,clap).
Understandable, sure, but still disappointing none-the-less.