A new and better FBS thread

[Rock]

Back:

Ndsu football. Since 1965…. Well 33% of the time we win the national championship EVERYTIME.

But the odds keep improving.

Front:

Bisonville pizza party 2022

Raining bitches.

[Rock]

UNI tailgate .. remember the Ice Angel's?

I'm gonna go on a 7 day rampage on these fbs boards cling out these pussies for no invite

That’s when we talked about the multiverse.

I was the BLONDE ice angel!

But you were married at the time.. so…

Just fucking wit. You.

I’m a computer.

CATFISCHED!!!

[Rock]

Chubs are you drunk at Scottie's Log Bar? yes is a real bar in Royalton https://www.zmenu.com/scotties-log-b...n-online-menu/


SDSU is our biggest rival
UNI is our most hated rival
Montana's are getting closer each year.
Minnesota/KState/Wyoming should be rivals as well.
that's about it Illinois state and the Stache and YSU w Pelini couldve happened.

If you ever meet Scottie- tell him I said the “log bar” thing makes it sound like a gay bar.

[El_Chapo]

That’s when we talked about the multiverse.

I was the BLONDE ice angel!

But you were married at the time.. so…

Just fucking wit. You.

I’m a computer.

CATFISCHED!!!

actually I wasn't married in 2008 haha. her name was Mala

[Rock]

actually I wasn't married in 2008 haha. her name was Mala

I have assimilated this information.

Man. I can’t wait to go fbs and robotically dominate some of these “so called” higher division CONFERENCES BITCHES.

I heard that the ACC was GAYER THAN AIDS.

Everyone. Without NDSU in they’re conference. All very homosexual. This will not offer best probability for optimal future success.

Your species will never procreate that way ACC. You need NDSU. Our male humans are always procreate with the females.

We would be happy to robotically dominate your ACC females for you since currently your males are not procreate with your females.

Bring NDSU into the ACC and your conference may live another generation due to NDSU male sexual prowess.

NDSU know animal husbandry. NDSU would fix the CURRENTLY HOMOSEXUAL…. ACC.

Matt Larson- get on the phone and let ACC CONFERENCE know. We will procreate with their RAINING BITCHES with LAKES BISON and other NDSU MALE HUMANS. And their conference MAY SURVIVE through this iteration.

This should all be [purple]?

[TransAmBison]

Chubs makes me think of Beavis when he's had too much caffeine. I'm betting he had his shirt pulled over his head as he typed those 50 consecutive posts.

[Rock]

Sure the IVY League knows a lot about HUMAN BEHAVIOR and teaches how to enslave other HUMANS that way in their educational processes.

Nitche was VERY limited rationale BTW. He wasn’t even at the beginning of WISDOM. Plenty of KNOWLEDGE…. Very little WISDOM.

And you all just follow THAT guy off a cliff? Really IVY LEAGUE? Instead. FOLLOW ME!

Fantastic artificial intellectual property developed by NDSU. Allow ME to lead your conference.

Let’s see them attempt to enslave MY “little” operation.

Operation: IVY League? More like “PUSSY” LEAGUE!

No further explaining required there.

Get on the phone Matt Larson. Let these IVY LEAGUE BITCHES know. You are from out East. Let them know you are not little STONY BROOKE elementary school anymore.

You are with the artificial intelligence formerly known as “I MISS CHUBS” bent on the NDSU BISON robotically dominating EVERYTHING.

“Football was just the appetizer. We teach people how to DUCK other people in ALL AREAS OF INDUSTRY.”

NDSU est. 1890

NDSU PSYCH DEPT TM

[Rock]

NDSU. We teach you where the “literal” meets the “figurative”. Way better than those “Ivy league bitches”.

NDSU ENGLISH DEPT TM

[Rock]

Why duck one person when you can duck GROUPS of people and entire institutions? We do it WAY better than those”Ivy League bitches”.

NDSU SOCIOLOGY DEPT TM

[Rock]

Soft sciences…. But everything else is rock hard. Care to check?

NDSU SOCIAL SCIENCES TM