We've got another great cut off our "mega-selling" 8-track tape 'Back in Smack' ready to be released sometime very soon! (You remember the album ............. the one where we totally butcher the lyrics to AC/DC's sacred rock classics for our own selfish, immature pleasures and purposes.)
We cannot release the cut to Bisonville at this time, however, because we're required to "tease" the damn thing for all that it's worth - a concept called "maximum fundraising value". Seems that after we lost our expensive new Marketing Guy a while back over a piddling little thing like non-payment of wages ............ (the guy had some righteous skills though, see them here ...… http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...80#post1227680 ) ….. the State Board Of Higher Tailgating (SBOHT) required me and the Head Flagship Dufus to complete a 'Basic Marketing, Fundraising and Fiscal Responsibility for Idiots' online class from Harvard (yes, THAT Harvard).
So keep watching for the new cut, and continue donating your precious money to us (Hell, I must've been an "A" student in this class for once), while telling yourself all the while that this new cut can't possibly be as disrespectful to AC/DC's legendary catalogue as the prior cuts were.
In the meantime, I will (mostly) be away from Thunderstruck Makers headquarters and this Bisonville Forum over the next week or so (I can hear you cheering and clapping out there, dammit!), while I and my new besty Marky Mark personally attend ANOTHER required SBOHT class, 'Filtering Your Offensive Thoughts In Today's Sensitive World'.
While I'm away, here's a nostalgic look back at our previous 'Back in Smack' releases:
1. Thunder Tundra Struck ……. http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...52#post1141852
2. Long Way To The Top If You Wanna Be The Herd …….. http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...70#post1175570
3. You Herd Us All Night Long ……. http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...83#post1178183
4. Let There Be Thunder ……. http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...81#post1214181
5. If You Want Blood (and a loss), You've Got It ……. http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...81#post1242881
6. (We're Not) The Jacks ……. http://www.bisonville.com/forum/show...77#post1274477
7. ???????????
What the hell, people! While I’m away for just a few days, compelled against my will to quote-unquote “better” myself (which is damn near impossible in the first place), all for the greater good of our ThM constituents (even general admission tailgaters) ...............
....... I return to find some of you trying to put our 14-time Champs into freaking all-white uniforms, and singing the unholy praises (again) of the Mountain West Conference!
What’s next for you heathens? An appearance by Yanni? John Tesh? How about Bieber AND Manilow on the same Fargo tailgating stage for 5 hours of utter hell and agony before we drag ourselves in to watch our albino Bison play football on an ESPN Ocho Wednesday night special?! Oh, and let’s cut out all the booze while we’re at it, too. Is that disgusting enough for you yet?!
Man..... now I know what Moses must have felt like when he returned from the damn mountain top!
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Paul Fix.
AC/DC is now a recognized religion in 89 countries and territories around the world, including the NATO-protected nuclear-weapon-defended sovereign state of the Fargo Dome West Lot (also known as Thunder Tundra). In all other countries (except North Korea and Iowa of course), sanctioned participation is at least noddingly implied ….. and at all times heartily encouraged. If Tony and Bisonville want to defy world opinion on this matter, he does so at his own risk.
You know, if you would have paid attention in school during political science class ………… you might know these things.
From the Book of Angus, the 3rd chapter, verses 1-4: Beware the false prophet that promises our early return. Though he offers chips, dip, frosty beverages, and club priority points, he squanders resources. He is the great deceiver. He shall not inherit thy backstage passes.
Notorious--Bisonville all-time POTY
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I hear they are playing thunderstruck when Air Force One lands this afternoon!!!