Whales Vagina would be a fun place to visit.
"The bird is in your hand"
The city of Phoenix is young because all the olds live in large retirement communities which are in the far out suburbs or are suburbs of their own. Like, Sun City is a 40k suburb where about 80% of the population is 65 or older. There are lots of other "Sun City" developments in the metro, mostly in the outskirts of the metro (Goodyear, Buckeye, Queen Creek) or in, like Mesa, but almost none in the city limits of Phoenix.
It's OK to not be OK.