The night before signing day (2011)...

[Facts]

Twas the night before signing day, 2 – 0 – 1 – 1,
anticipation was high, in wake of what the Bison had done.
Robert Morris soundly beaten, disposed of with care,
and likewise the Bobcats, left in despair.

The play on the red turf, made such a clatter,
but “Live from the battlewagon”, SD emptied his bladder.
A chip on team’s shoulder, to be a dangerous thing,
A chip from a Bison, well, those from downstream know what I mean!

And what will be said of the twenty-‘leven class,
Will they ever play on new Dome turf-grass?
And to our wondering eyes may appear,
a National Title, without running the Veer!

Keep it rolling Bison Fans!

[HerdBot]

Twas the night before signing day, 2 – 0 – 1 – 1,
anticipation was high, in wake of what the Bison had done.
Robert Morris soundly beaten, disposed of with care,
and likewise the Bobcats, left in despair.

The play on the red turf, made such a clatter,
but “Live from the battlewagon”, SD emptied his bladder.
A chip on team’s shoulder, to be a dangerous thing,
A chip from a Bison, well, those from downstream know what I mean!

And what will be said of the twenty-‘leven class,
Will they ever play on new Dome turf-grass?
And to our wondering eyes may appear,
a National Title, without running the Veer!

Keep it rolling Bison Fans!

Nice. Should have plugged something in there for the dome lights too!

[DjKyRo]

(a little late but it's tradition )

'Twas the night before Signing Day and Bison fans were jacked,
The class looked good on paper and recruiting was stacked.
Coach Bohl was on-air getting fans on their feet
saying things like "We're going to be the team to beat."

Coach Polasek had his running backs running,
getting DJ McNorton ready to look stunning.
Coach Vigen pulled out his old N64
to get a head-start on next years' scores.

At last as the letters started coming through the fax,
the coaches and fans could hardly relax,
as a new signing class made the future real bright,
Coach Bohl proclaimed "To all a merry Signing Day, and to all a good night!"

(...not my best work. Got an exam in 20 minutes, after that I'll write something better).