The night before signing day...

[BadlandsBison]

Then i looked down at the woeful site,

That the 30pack was empty, no Keystone light...

[Facts]

Here is an attempt, to get this thread back
to return it to form, since MN has highjacked,
Secretive sources, puffing of the chest,
come wednesday we'll know whether in truth or in jest,

On Tatanka, on Burgandy, on Tony, on TA,
on Mingy, on Savy, some like the 9-noon show better with just PA
And Lakes on the lamb, his whereabouts unknown,
Ever think PL wishes people would leave his sausage alone?

[ndsubison1]

Twas the night before signing day and all through the Ville,
Wondering if the southern recruits could stand our night chill.
Fans were hoping and praying for a new kicker,
To bring in more players would make the bunnies sicker.
On Vraa, On Allen, On Thorton, On Wilson,
On Anderson and Gebhardt and even Grant Olson.
To repeat 3-8 would be a misery,
Tatanka still wants a signee from Missouri.
Tomorrow will go down in Bison history,
But yet we must wait, as the recruits are still a mystery.
All we want is another Joe Mays,
The best is yet to come, here's to future signing days.

[99Bison]

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

[TheDoctor]

You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!

and the rest is a blurrrrrr I'll never be able to hear "Coming in the air tonight" again without seeing the Tyson KO in my head. "Sshh, this my favorite part coming up right now. I can feel it comin in the air tonight, do the chorus line guys, oh Lord. But I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, one more time guys.

[KilldeerBison]

Now please remember, make sure to breathe,
Let's hope that fate has nothing, bad up her sleave,
The day is upon us, when the recruits shall commit,
Their names onto paper, makes it legal, legit,
My heart can not take it, I fear it will seize,
Any news of de-commitments, I will drop to my knees....

[SDbison]

If anything this thread proves some of you have WAY TOO MUCH FREE TIME and not enough responsibilites.
Just sayin...........
only because I am envious of your creative writing talents and the time you have to spend on Bisonville!