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    Master Card Wedding


    You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent
    wedding that took place at Clemson University .

    It was in the local newspaper and even
    Jay Leno mentioned it.

    It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

    After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.

    He said he wanted to thank
    everyone for coming, many from
    long distances, to support them
    at their wedding.
    He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
    his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
    As a token of his deep appreciation
    he said he wanted to give everyone
    a special gift just from him.

    So taped to the bottom of
    everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.
    He said this was his gift to
    everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

    Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

    The groom had gotten suspicious
    of them weeks earlier and had
    hired a private detective to tail
    them.

    After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
    for a couple of minutes, he
    turned to the best man and
    said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
    to his bride and said, 'F--- you!'

    Then he turned to the
    dumbfounded crowd and said,
    'I'm outta here.

    He had the marriage annulled
    first thing in the morning.

    While most people would have canceled the wedding
    immediately after finding out
    about the affair, this
    guy goes through with the
    charade, as if nothing were wrong.

    his revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
    300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
    bride's and best man's reputations
    in front of 300 friends and family members.

    This guy has balls the size of
    church bells.

    Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
    commercial out of this?

    Elegant wedding reception
    for 300 family members and
    friends: $32,000.

    Wedding photographs commemorating the
    Occasion: $3,000

    Deluxe two-week
    honeymoon accommodations
    in Maui : $8,500.

    The look on everyone's face
    when they see the 8x10 glossy
    of the bride humping the best
    man: Priceless.

    There are some things money
    can't buy, for everything else
    there's MASTERCARD

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    Default Re: Master Card Wedding

    http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

    That urban legend has been around longer than teh internets.

    Still funny, just not true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bisonguy View Post
    http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarrass/bothered.asp

    That urban legend has been around longer than teh internets.

    Still funny, just not true.
    So, Lakes made this up before he invented the Internet?
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    No, he didn't make it up...he was there

    Then he invented a cheer for the occassion, right on the spot

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    **thread derailment in 3..2..1....**
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    Quote Originally Posted by Herd80 View Post
    No, he didn't make it up...he was there

    Then he invented a cheer for the occassion, right on the spot
    Not only was he there, he was the best man!!!*





    *Thread derailment in progress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAmBison View Post
    Not only was he there, he was the best man!!!*





    *Thread derailment in progress.
    It was he who banged the bride which started the whole fiasco. PL
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    Quote Originally Posted by TransAmBison View Post
    Not only was he there, he was the best man!!!*





    *Thread derailment in progress.
    This is what will happen without football to hold everyone's attention, it seems. Now, if the Bison could put together a good varsity squad for the spring-summer season of Goatball, it might be a little different.
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