You heard it here first, UND are the kings of the FCS. Move over #DukesDecade, its time to usher in the #SiouxCentury.
We can only hope to sniff the jockstraps of greatness when we get f*cking MAULED by the juggernaut that is UND F'n HAwkers on 3/20. RIP to our offensive and defensive lines.
BMAC said that UND dominated the trenches last week so we may as well forfeit.
Lets just pray that Bubba doesnt give Entz an atomic wedgie in front of the student section again while he makes Matt perform fellatio on their mascot, while holding a sign that says "lets play hockey", again. There's only so much embarrassment our program can endure, and this would make even our most passionate fans lose hope...
All we can do is pray