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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Last game of the season tomorrow. Time to continue the last game tradition with a new spin on it for 2020. Go Bison!!


    Thank God I'm A Covid Boy! .......................................

    Well quarantine life is kinda laid back
    Ain't much an old Covid hound like me can't hack
    Get up when I please, walk around with naked crack
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    Well this fearful kinda life never did me no harm
    I don't have to take a shower and my weight is in alarm
    I eat box after box of those tasty Lucky Charms
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    (Chorus)
    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, lack of scheduling giblets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    When my work tracks me down for a quick Zoom meeting
    I attend on the can while I finish my excreting
    If you haven't guessed by now, son, it bears my repeating
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    I'd drink hard liquor all day if I could
    But my liver and my wallet wouldn't take it very good
    So I Twitter when I can, spreadin' fear like I should
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, all I'm hearing is crickets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    I wouldn't trade Covid life for another brand new
    I don't question when the talking heads tell me what to do
    I wear a mask all day, even when I'm sleeping too!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    If you don't social distance then you're being kinda mean
    Unless, of course, you're rioting, then that's a-mighty keen
    And those effin' tailgaters are the worst of what I've seen
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy

    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, lack of scheduling giblets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    (Final Stanza, Boys! ........ Shout it out Loud! But without all the spittle please!)

    Thank the Lord we been saved from the damaged we'd a-done
    Oh, this virus is a bugger, ain't no way to have safe fun
    Makes no difference if you're outside drinking liquor in the sun
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    Yeah, I bought lotsa booze and I bought lotsa meat
    Got the grill good and ready, scraped the grease, brought the heat
    But there's a virus in the West Lot, sittin' up in my Dome seat!!!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, all I'm hearing is crickets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Whew!...........Thank God Almighty .......I'm a Covid boy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    Last game of the season tomorrow. Time to continue the last game tradition with a new spin on it for 2020. Go Bison!!


    Thank God I'm A Covid Boy! .......................................

    Well quarantine life is kinda laid back
    Ain't much an old Covid hound like me can't hack
    Get up when I please, walk around with naked crack
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    Well this fearful kinda life never did me no harm
    I don't have to take a shower and my weight is in alarm
    I eat box after box of those tasty Lucky Charms
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    (Chorus)
    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, lack of scheduling giblets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    When my work tracks me down for a quick Zoom meeting
    I attend on the can while I finish my excreting
    If you haven't guessed by now, son, it bears my repeating
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    I'd drink hard liquor all day if I could
    But my liver and my wallet wouldn't take it very good
    So I Twitter when I can, spreadin' fear like I should
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, all I'm hearing is crickets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    I wouldn't trade Covid life for another brand new
    I don't question when the talking heads tell me what to do
    I wear a mask all day, even when I'm sleeping too!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    If you don't social distance then you're being kinda mean
    Unless, of course, you're rioting, then that's a-mighty keen
    And those effin' tailgaters are the worst of what I've seen
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy

    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, lack of scheduling giblets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    (Final Stanza, Boys! ........ Shout it out Loud! But without all the spittle please!)

    Thank the Lord we been saved from the damaged we'd a-done
    Oh, this virus is a bugger, ain't no way to have safe fun
    Makes no difference if you're outside drinking liquor in the sun
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!
    Yeah, I bought lotsa booze and I bought lotsa meat
    Got the grill good and ready, scraped the grease, brought the heat
    But there's a virus in the West Lot, sittin' up in my Dome seat!!!
    Thank God I'm a Covid boy!

    Well I got Bison points, I got season tickets
    That I can't use this year, all I'm hearing is crickets
    If I ever start complaining, virtue signal me to stick it!
    Whew!...........Thank God Almighty .......I'm a Covid boy!
    Supreme Super Head Honcho Loaf Sir! You have outdone yourself once again.

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Wow! What week. We've witnessed a program in full self-implosion mode featuring very suspect leadership, inappropriate political messaging, one extremely talented man putting himself before others, a total breakdown in communication, lifeline funding flying out the damn windows, a complete disregard for time-honored traditions, a shocking absence of organizational preparation, and an innate lack of both self and constituent awareness!

    And that was just here at Thunderstruck Makers!!


    But hell, we have built this thing once (and when I say "we", of course, I really mean "I" ………………. you know that, right?) and we'll build it again! (ditto on the use of "we").
    How do we do that, you ask? Back to the principles, people, back to the principles. Power Rock & Roll and Rotgut Liquor.


    And just for starters, here's what we're gonna magic-marker on those bourgeois shoes you all prance around in: TGFR - These Guys Frickin' Rock!!!


    Welcome Back, Boys! Not A Moment Too Soon!




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    After listening to that, I need a Rollin' Thunder Truck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony View Post
    After listening to that, I need a Rollin' Thunder Truck!
    Get in Line, Tony. The Rollin' Thunder Truck world is not all about you, dammit.

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    Dear Thunderstruck Makers,

    It's seems like a good time to remind everyone about that one time, not so very long ago, when I, myself, the great and powerful Loaf, had a brief moment of uncharacteristic mental flatulence, and somehow let a damn show-boating internet personality talk me into letting him make a political kneeling statement on hallowed Thunderstruck Makers time.

    http://www.bisonville.com/forum/showthread.php?36764-AC-DC-to-the-West-Lot-rumors&p=1234665#post1234665

    Even for a well-seasoned, beloved, and tremendously charismatic administrator like me, the whole stunt did not go well, and I was almost thrown out and fed to the teeming hordes from the very place that the whole tailgating world wants me to remain at in everlasting perpetuity. Well, long story short and needless to say, it took all of my very prodigious powers of persuasion in order to (1) keep my high-paying, low-effort job, (2) magically heal a severely divided and inebriated organization, (3) bring plummeting donations back to a level that could at least sustain 3:2 Beer and generic Cheetos being served at the ThM Hospitality Tent, and (4) get everyone (except GA tailgaters) back focused on the long-term goals of Thunderstruck Makers again.

    Why this unfortunate episode did not serve as fair warning to other, lesser leaders is anyone's guess.

    Therefore and whereas, in all humility and fairness, I just wanted you all to know that, despite many heartfelt inquiries from numerous unnamed sources regarding the possibility of Thunderstruck Makers running BOTH the AC/DC West Lot Appearance AND the NDSU Athletic Department at the same time, I am fully committed to solely concentrating on the AC/DC portion of our mission, along with all the other crap that we've inadvisably promised to do in the past. Gosh darn it, people, you've graciously and unknowingly allowed me to spend almost all of your hard earned money on some really questionable activities. The least I can do is try to give you something in return.

    100% Committed Until The Money Runs Out,
    Loaf

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    You can see your initials in neon with the AC/DC logo at https://you.acdc.com/
    It's OK to not be OK.

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    Default Re: AC/DC to the West Lot.........rumors

    Here they are ......................... the boys all back together again, doing what they do best ..................... pure, unadulterated ROCK AND ROLL.

    Angus Young, Brian Johnson, Cliff Williams, and Phil Rudd. All of them here, except the late, great Malcolm Young (RIP) ........... but their nephew Stevie Young is about as damn close as you can come to the legendary, deceased riff master.

    Their music will be around forever, but unfortunately, they won't be. So take a good look at them now, and have a good look at the way Rock and Roll was meant to be. ..........................

    Here is the Official "Shot In The Dark" video:



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    Oh man! Is it Halloween already?! What a horror show 2020 has been! I don't know if a Big-Time on-line tailgating honcho like me ..... can really take any more of it. That may seem shocking to some of you, but remember, I am not a God (yet). I'm just a man like you are (except if you're a woman, of course ........ or a GA Tailgater, obviously). I still humbly magic-marker political slogans on my expensive Thunderstruck Makers paid footwear ....... one shoe at a time.

    And like many of my bretheren admins, I'm having nightmares over the havoc and destruction that The Year of Our Loaf 2020 has wreaked upon this iconic ThM program, especially the donations you so faithfully and foolishly send our way. Indeed, I had an especially frightful dream right around October 3rd of this year, and it's been bugging me ever since! I need to get it together real soon, or I'm afraid we may NEVER see AC/DC perform a Live Intro in the Dome, OR grace us with a West Lot Meet 'n Greet!! (I know, I know, very unlikely that it doesn't happen, but I'm a veg on the ledge here, people! A veg on the ledge!!)

    See below the kind of REM cycles I'm now constantly struggling with, and I don't think I'll even be able to drink myself out of it this time. You want AC/DC in here? Then pray and donate (oh good, I haven't completely lost it) like you never have before!!



    Donor's Dash .............................


    I was dreaming in the bunker, late one night
    Stoned on booze and Cheetos and Turkish Delight
    When the donors of which I had long cultivated
    Took an axe to the door and came at me unabated!

    They took their cash, they took our Thunder stash (screeeaam!)
    And made their dash, they were gone in a flash
    Can't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
    With this backlash, they took back all their cash

    So I searched my poor brain with all the strength that I had
    For what could possibly have made all these donors so mad
    Did we take them for granted when we dropped to a knee?
    Oh, get a grip Loaf! The year is Twenty - Twentee!

    Yet they took cash, they took our Thunder stash (screeeam!)
    And made their dash, they were gone in a flash
    Can't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
    With this backlash, they took back all their cash

    Oh us boys were just having fun, (wah-ooo) hell, our "work" had just begun (wah-ooo)
    Expected guests included Game Day, (wah-ooo) The Big-12, and Angus Young!

    Well, maybe it was the fact the we said nasty things
    About those icky GA Gaters and the mullets they bring
    Or have we been too hard on those saggy pom-poms?
    I guess it's not their fault that they've been handled too long

    They took their cash, they took our Thunder stash (screeeam!)
    And made their dash, they were gone in a flash
    Can't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
    With this backlash, they took back all their cash

    No, those Dippin' Dots spoons never did get fixed
    I suppose you too would get pissed if Bison shirts got dripped
    And if you've ever wet your pants in the port-a-potty line
    You'd be embarrassed as hell, and hold a grudge all this time!

    So they took cash, they took our Thunder stash (screeeam!)
    And made their dash, they were gone in a flash
    Can't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
    With this backlash, they took back all their cash

    With no Angus on the docket for a Meet 'n Greet
    And just one entrance to the West Lot for our tailgate fleet
    And ticket prices still a-rising in our FCS rut
    Well it's no wonder that our donors now say "kiss my butt!"

    And take their cash, they took our Thunder stash (screeeam!)
    And made their dash, they were gone in a flash
    Can't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
    With this backlash, they took back all their cash

    But there's NO WAY they can be mad about political stunts
    Our kneeling during Thunderstruck was Twitter-worthy stuff
    Heck, we're socially conscious now, we just can't reprieve it
    We got stickers that say, "West Lot ..... Liquor or Leave It!"

    Still they'll take cash, they'll take our Thunder stash (screeeam!)
    And make their dash, oh they'll be gone in a flash
    Won't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
    With this backlash, they'll take back all their cash

    They took their cash ........... dang it, I just dont understand it, Chubs
    And made their dash, .......... what the hell just hit us, man?
    Can't get them back, ............ maybe we should actually listen to these people?
    With this backlash, ............. Nah, we get AC/DC in here, all is forgiven. Right?!? RIGHT?!!
    Last edited by Bison Loaf; 11-02-2020 at 04:12 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bison Loaf View Post
    Oh man! Is it Halloween already?! What a horror show 2020 has been! I don't know if a Big-Time on-line tailgating honcho like me ..... can really take any more of it. That may seem shocking to some of you, but remember, I am not a God (yet). I'm just a man like you are (except if you're a woman, of course ........ or a GA Tailgater, obviously). I still humbly magic-marker political slogans on my expensive Thunderstruck Makers paid footwear ....... one shoe at a time.

    And like many of my bretheren admins, I'm having nightmares over the havoc and destruction that The Year of Our Loaf 2020 has wreaked upon this iconic ThM program, especially the donations you so faithfully and foolishly send our way. Indeed, I had an especially frightful dream right around October 3rd of this year, and it's been bugging me ever since! I need to get it together real soon, or I'm afraid we may NEVER see AC/DC perform a Live Intro in the Dome, OR grace us with a West Lot Meet 'n Greet!! (I know, I know, very unlikely that it doesn't happen, but I'm a veg on the ledge here, people! A veg on the ledge!!)

    See below the kind of REM cycles I'm now constantly struggling with, and I don't think I'll even be able to drink myself out of it this time. You want AC/DC in here? Then pray and donate (oh good, I haven't completely lost it) like you never have before!!



    Donor's Dash .............................


    I was dreaming in the bunker, late one night
    Stoned on booze and Cheetos and Turkish Delight
    When the donors of which I had long cultivated
    Took an axe to the door and came at me unabated!

    They took their cash, they took our Thunder stash (screeeaam!)
    And made their dash, they were gone in a flash
    Can't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
    With this backlash, they took back all their cash

    So I searched my poor brain with all the strength that I had
    For what could possibly have made all these donors so mad
    Did we take them for granted when we dropped to a knee?
    Oh, get a grip Loaf! The year is Twenty - Twentee!

    Yet they took cash, they took our Thunder stash (screeeam!)
    And made their dash, they were gone in a flash
    Can't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
    With this backlash, they took back all their cash

    Oh us boys were just having fun, (wah-ooo) hell, our "work" had just begun (wah-ooo)
    Expected guests included Game Day, (wah-ooo) The Big-12, and Angus Young!

    Well, maybe it was the fact the we said nasty things
    About those icky GA Gaters and the mullets they bring
    Or have we been too hard on those saggy pom-poms?
    I guess it's not their fault that they've been handled too long

    They took their cash, they took our Thunder stash (screeeam!)
    And made their dash, they were gone in a flash
    Can't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
    With this backlash, they took back all their cash

    No, those Dippin' Dots spoons never did get fixed
    I suppose you too would get pissed if Bison shirts got dripped
    And if you've ever wet your pants in the port-a-potty line
    You'd be embarrassed as hell, and hold a grudge all this time!

    So they took cash, they took our Thunder stash (screeeam!)
    And made their dash, they were gone in a flash
    Can't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
    With this backlash, they took back all their cash

    With no Angus on the docket for a Meet 'n Greet
    And just one entrance to the West Lot for our tailgate fleet
    And ticket prices still a-rising in our FCS rut
    Well it's no wonder that our donors now say "kiss by butt!"

    And take their cash, they took our Thunder stash (screeeam!)
    And made their dash, they were gone in a flash
    Can't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
    With this backlash, they took back all their cash

    But there's NO WAY they can be mad about political stunts
    Our kneeling during Thunderstruck was Twitter-worthy stuff
    Heck, we're socially conscious now, we just can't reprieve it
    We got stickers that say, "West Lot ..... Liquor or Leave It!"

    Still they'll take cash, they'll take our Thunder stash (screeeam!)
    And make their dash, oh they'll be gone in a flash
    Won't get them back, Man we got woke real fast
    With this backlash, they'll take back all their cash

    They took their cash ........... dang it, I just dont understand it, Chubs
    And made their dash, .......... what the hell just hit us, man?
    Can't get them back, ............ maybe we should actually listen to these people?
    With this backlash, ............. Nah, we get AC/DC in here, all is forgiven. Right?!? RIGHT?!!
    Supreme Super Honcho Loaf Sir! Great song again. I have one note:

    If games were being played and people were allowed inside the dome to watch, it would be plain to everyone. Take a very good look at the dippin’ dots spoons. It is an incremental increase, but they are larger.

    And nobody ever stops to thank ThunderStruck Makers Tm...


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