The direction this thread has veered into is, I believe, peak Bisonville! The Great Catchphrase Controversy of 2019! My arms are long with giddiness!
However, I believe that constructive criticism should provide at least a hint at what a possible remedy would be so I went out and found this: https://www.oberlo.com/tools/slogan-generator
We should be able to come up with some pretty good catchphrases using a tool like that!
For example, I said I wanted my slogan to have the word "touchdown" in it and here's what I got:
Your Touchdown, Right Away.
Top Breeders Recommend Touchdown.
Touchdown Is What The World Was Waiting For.
Nobody Does It Like Touchdown.
Red Hot Touchdown.
Touchdown - A Class Of It's Own
Prolongs Active Touchdown.
Puts The Touchdown In Britain.
Touchdown Enjoy When No-Ones Around.
You're In Good Hands With Touchdown.
Recommended By Dr. Touchdown.
And On The Eighth Day, God Created Touchdown.
It's Good To Talk Touchdown.
I'd Walk A Mile For A Touchdown.
Touchdown Is Our Middle Name.
If You've Got The Time, We've Got The Touchdown.
Touchdownrific.
Give That Man A Touchdown.
If You Like A Lot Of Touchdown On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club.
Go Farther With Touchdown.
Touchdown A Real Winner.
For That Deep Down Body Touchdown.
Just Do Touchdown.
Let's Face The Music And Touchdown.
Leaves Your Touchdown Minty Not Mediciney.
When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Touchdown.
I'm really stuck on this catch phrase thing:
He took the pigskin train to touchdowntown and it was an express!
Line up for the kicks cuz we've got a six.
That hole was not as wide as a church-door, but 'twas enough, 'twill serve.
The ball carrier advanced from the field of play with possession of a live ball that penetrated the plane of the opponent's goal line!
My favorite from the bot: 'Touchdownrific. Give That Man A Touchdown!" LOL
Instead of "trot on in there" maybe use "Thunder on in there"
"Sometimes a concept is baffling not because it is profound but because it is wrong" E. O. Wilson
"I'm not crazy my mother had me tested". Sheldon Cooper
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick, mainly because his name is Steven.