Re: 2019 NCAA March Madness Thread
Damn, I soooo like being a smartass. I'm at the bar making sure all the games are on TV, and the sound is on the most entertaining game. A bunch of Auburn fans cams in and sat down, so I told them their nearest TV would be on that game and I'd turn the volume up a little. I then told them that if they needed anything else, just have their server ask for me by name. I told them my name was Harvey Updyke, Jr.*, and you should have seen the looks I got...
* https://www.cbsnews.com/news/alabama...ree-poisoning/
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