And now ...............…. a important communique from your Lifetime Leader:
My Dear Fellow Thunderstruck Makers,
I'm back.
Yes, I seem to be healthy and no worse for the wear ……….. and no, I was not harmed or probed in any way during my ordeal (at least not while I was conscious or sober, as far as I know). Oh sure, I was a little shaken at first, but now I'm feeling good, looking extremely good as always (that could never changed), and ready to get back to work for all of our wonderful Thunderstruck Makers members (even the cheap-ass low donators)!
I sincerely want to thank the thousands of you who wrote and sent such wonderful cards and letters during my terrible time of trial. Your undying support is extremely touching and very well deserved on my part. The unrelenting amount of pressure you collectively brought to bear on my tormentors ………. was wholly expected, of course, and, to be honest, a little bit on the slow side dammit, but very touching none-the-less. It almost makes me and my minions, junior honchos and butt-kissing lackeys want to work even harder to get AC/DC's boney asses in here. Almost.
Of course, and unfortunately, there are always a couple of nuts in every sack. Those that would dare send a brilliant, yet broken man, who is fighting the system for all of us …………. drivel such as this:
Roses are red and crap is brown
They better show up, or I'll hunt you down!
or
Hickory dickory dock, "August" it says on my clock
As the season draws near, failed again I do fear
So I'm loading my gun as we talk.
or
There was a dumb ass from Nantucket ……………
(oops, I guess the rest is not appropriate for public viewing)
Well, you get the idea. Don't be that person. Anyway, the season is almost upon us (if the math on that 'Countdown to Cal Poly' thread can be trusted, which I very much doubt) and it's time to get back to work! We'll have some new AC/DC Meet 'N Greet information out in just a few short days. In the meantime, let's remind ourselves what we are all working and (should be) donating for.
Peace and Love,
Loaf
Supreme ThM Leader and Head Riff Raff