We don't want anyone to think that we aren't always on top of things here at Thunderstuck Makers, so we are informing you now that we think there is going to be some hellaciously long lines out in the Thunder Tundra
TM tailgating lots this fall, for the AC/DC Meet 'n Greet. As such and in our infinite wisdom, we have put together a reserved priority entry program that will most certainly alleviate much of the bitching and complaining.
The application is provided below. Good Luck!
Application (and flow chart) for reserved spots at the "AC/DC Sings Thunderstruck Live, Meet 'n Greet"
1. Do you have every album, and know every word of every song, of the iconic Rock Band AC/DC?
A. Yes, of course. Who doesn't? ...............................
Eloquently put. Continue on to Question Number 2.
B. Almost all of them, but no, not yet. .......................
Stop, put down your pencil. You're not ready for such awesomeness.
2. Do you have a little extra cash laying around to grease the palms of ThM personel upon advance entry?
A. I think my kid's got some paper-route money saved up somewhere. ..........
We're still listening. Continue on to Question #3.
B. I'll pay whatever the agreed upon entry price is. .....................................
Stop, and re-apply later. You need a complete attitude adjustment.
3. Just wondering how much paper-route money does your kid actually have saved up to "donate" to ThM?
A. A hundred bucks or more, I think. He squirrels it away like his damn Mother. ..........
Find it. And Continue on to question #4.
B. 10 bucks or so. He spent the rest of it on a Bieber shirt! .......................................
Stop, and start working on your family's priorities, NOW!
4. If need be, are you willing to wait in a general admission line that is 5 miles long and requires you to line up 3 days in advance?
A. It's AC/DC right?! I don't understand why this is even a question? ..............
I know, right? Continue on to Question #5.
B. WTF! I'm applying for reserved spots, idiot! Why would I do that?! ..............
Stop. Whew! Caught this one just in time.
5. If granted reserved entry, what will you be bringing in with you?
A. A large set of pom-poms for everyone to look at. ........
I hear ya. Continue on to Question #6.
B. A case of Thunderstruck Tequila to share. ..................
Uh-huh. Continue on to Question #6
C. A bunch of Bon Scott bootleg masters. ......................
Tell it, brother. Continue on to Question #6
D. All of the above. ..............................
BINGO! Skip Questions #6, #7 and #8, and move directly ahead to Question #9
E. None of the above. ............................
Stop, and ask yourself why you even exist on this earth.
6. After AC/DC, Carson Wentz, and Travis Beck, who is your all-time favorite Bison-related celebrity?
A. Um.....well.......would it be Bison Loaf? ............
Continue on to Question #7 (but next time, don't stammer, dammit!)
B. (Any other answer). ....................................
Stop and step away from the paper. Security will be right with you.
7. Hypothetically, in case ThM screws the pooch and can only get the Axl Rose-fronted AC/DC, are you OK with that?
A. You see.....this is what I love about you guys, always kidding around! .............
We're Busted! Continue on to Question #8
B. As long as it's AC/DC, what the hell do I care?! .............................................
Stop. You're close, but not quite "getting" it.
8. Are you, or anyone in your family, related to anyone on the State Board of Higher Tailgating?
A. Who are they? Anyone I SHOULD know or care about? .....................
Just screening for tailgating terrorists. Continue on to Question #9
B. My brother's friend's cousin once dated a distant shirt-tail relative of the Board President. .........
Stop, and come back when you learn that honesty is not always the best policy.
9. Have you ever awoken your kids, marine-style or frat house pledge-style, on Bison Gameday to the song 'Thunderstruck'?
A. Hell, it doesn't even have to be Bison Gameday for us! ..........
The perfect answer! Skip Question #10. You're In!!
B. Yes, every Bison Gamday, religously! ...................................
Nice! Go on to Question #10.
C. No. We have a strict noise ordinance in our neighborhood. .............
Stop. Dang it, you were so close! Go home now, in shame.
10. Ok, you're almost there. Careful now. Tricky Answer. Did anyone bitch, whine or complain when 'Thunderstruck' disturbed their peaceful morning slumber?
A. Yes, but they were immediately and severely punished!! ..............................
Congratulations!! You are ThM through and through!
B. No, my kid just smiled at me and said "Dad, I love you!! Go Bison!!" .....................
That is just beautiful! (sniffle, sob) You're in too, buddy!!
C. Yes, but only because the kid had a hockey game that day. .....................
Oooh! So close, yet so far away. Come back when your Bison Gameday's are completely void of all unnecessary distractions!