How to cook a turkey

[TheBisonator]

(I didn't know what forum to put this in, so I put it in the one with the Thanksgiving thread.)

Directions on how to cook a turkey:

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! ;D

[sambini]

My wife cooked the turkey in a bag.

[BisonBryce]

Just take notes from Bisonguy when he tailgates. Though maybe that was a chicken. Oh well who cares. It was mighty tasty that one time.