2026 Verbal: Q Barnslater

[tony]

Q Barnslater, 6-0, 170, DB/WR, Apple Valley, MN

I like the minimalist approach to first names! Bonus: Q is my favorite and the most realistic Bond character.

[El_Chapo]

I sat by Will Washington's family at spring game, they told this Q kid is LEGIT and NDSU should be ecstatic getting him. he's a buddy of Will's obviously

[Hammerhead]

Q is my least favorite recurring character in Star Trek TNG.

[cbline]

Q is my least favorite recurring character in Star Trek TNG.

Q redeemed himself in my eyes in the "Picard" series on Paramount+

[cbline]

"Barnslater" is a great name. Reminds of the Notre Dame linebacker "Mike Stonebreaker."

[Hammerhead]

"Barnslater" is a great name. Reminds of the Notre Dame linebacker "Mike Stonebreaker."

Finn Diggins is my favorite name because it sounds like an old-timey reporter's name. "Finn Diggins from The Daily planet. How did Superman solve the bank robbery case?"

[NI4NI]

Finn Diggins is my favorite name because it sounds like an old-timey reporter's name. "Finn Diggins from The Daily planet. How did Superman solve the bank robbery case?"

His secretary is Iva Bigguns.

[mtoutfitter]

His secretary is Iva Bigguns.

If on the Rez, it would be "Teressa Heavy Guns"

[bstark28]

His secretary is Iva Bigguns.

Are we sure there wasn't another confidential Italian secretary...Allotta Fagina (couldn't help the Austin Powers reference).

[tony]

Finn Diggins is my favorite name because it sounds like an old-timey reporter's name. "Finn Diggins from The Daily planet. How did Superman solve the bank robbery case?"

Or an old-timey bare knuckles boxer's name. Finn Diggins the Fenian* Firestorm.

* I realize that "Fenian" is used as a pejorative, but I'm thinking of an ethnic Irish part of America in a different time. No offense was intended.