GDT: NDSU vs Maine

[SomeBeach]

I predict that once again, we'll get 2 games for the price of one. The first is the actual game which will be lopsided and satisfying. The other is the one on this gameday thread where it will be obvious that everything is just so very awful, obviously not living up to Bison Pride standards, all of the coaching staff should obviously be fired - ESPECIALLY TYLER FUCKING ROEHL (obviously) - and Cole should obviously be the starter for the rest of the year so that he can be the first FCS Heisman winner, obviously.

Bison Butcher Bears; Backers Basically Bitch

[El_Chapo]

Randy Moss Sighting??

Gameday Baby!!!

[SoCalBison]

Bison beat a hockey-school from the frozen north, 30-10. Love UMaine (spent 3 years teaching there), but it's the UND of New England.

[KSBisonFan]

EWU is better than Maine. Our D-line dominates this game and puts a beat down on their QB.

Bison roll 38-6.

[Bison03]

Looks like the tailgate gods are blessing us today! All the rain will be south, and currently the sun is out! Should be a fun day in the west lot! Tailgate like champions today!!

[Kevin]

Hoping to see continued improvement in tackling and better play calling.

I will bet the first drive is great again because it’ll be scripted.

[heffray]

Great thread starter! You have earned the GDT starter position sir! Home opener…lets go! Nice cool fall weather tailgate should be rocking! Honoring FPD officers and all first responders will be awesome! Bison will roll in this one, looking forward to seeing some Cole passes.

Bison: 45
Baby Bears: 10

Honored to be anointed as your humble servant, Bisonville! I hope I make you proud!

[heffray]

Thank you Heffray!
You learned well while serving your Redshirt Season.
Of course, you were highly regarded as a recruit when
you arrived in Section 2 as a True Freshman - definitely a 3 star
with multiple FBS, Service Academy and Top FCS Offers!

It is true that many other schools liked my Thrudl tape but what many people don’t know is that I was a PWO here at BV…

[heffray]

Oh yeah, and Heffy’s the man. Thanks bud.

And b15on should never have to pay for a drink when he’s in the company of BVers. Thank you for your service

Cheers to b15on!

[heffray]

Bison Butcher Bears; Backers Basically Bitch

An apt alliteration almost always averts awkward arbitration.