Bisonville Masters Pool 2023

[Strategery]

I can't congratulate Strategery...this thing was rigged from the beginning! FROM THE BEGINNING!!! Greenfield hit the nail on the head...no money involved. El Heffe knew that would keep the auditors from sniffing around...so he instead put big money with his private bookie on this darkhorse to win out tournament. No money involved in the tournament, but what about money ON THE TOURNAMENT?!?!?!?! Big odds...all el heffe had to do was make sure Strategery won...or at least appeared to win. Heffray cooked the books, folks. If you add up the numbers correctly, it will be pretty clear that I won. Doesn't really matter, Heffray already got his payout and is probably hiding out in Hoople sippin' on Miller High Life with Lakes.

I was used? That makes a lot more sense now.

[heffray]

He also "HATES" Hoople, but there you are.

He also “Doesn’t do scottie’s barn meth” but he keeps leaving for hours at a time and comes back all itchy.

[GreenfieldBison]

He also "HATES" Hoople, but there you are.

No matter the libation, they are both scheming how to elevate themselves to FBS Bisonville. And abscond with Kevin's NIL riches...

[scottietohottie]

He also “Doesn’t do scottie’s barn meth” but he keeps leaving for hours at a time and comes back all itchy.

Grandmother has crabs eh.

[TransAmBison]

This is the Bisonville I love.

[heffray]

I was used? That makes a lot more sense now.

Shhh… sh sh shhh… just add it to your sig line and move along. Nothing to see here…

[GreenfieldBison]

Shame on me for the delay here. Seeing Heffray new sig line reminded me. I am just now filling a glass with some legal aged Scottish nectar and I will be tipping it back and savoring it in honor of the inaugural winner of this prestigious title.

Here’s to you Vet. I hope your eternity is filled with joy and free of pain.