1) How the mighty have fallen. Calling them blue bloods is a stretch. They hung some banners (not as many as UNI gateway championships tho) until we got here but now they’re irrelevant (but not as much as uni).
2) Hauck is a douche. Little hauck is a little douche.
3) 200 for kobe! Been awhile since one back had the chance.
4) stop calling a play over and over on third down because it worked during a scripted drive. Please. Seriously this time. Just stop.
5) no need to throw the ball ever again.
6) 6 runs over 20 yards? Something like that.
7) sac state is losing at the time of this shitpost.