Is Chapo in a kid's high chair?Okay...picture this. New video at the game...Austin Powers style. Pres. Cook (Dr Evil) sits down in the boardroom table. Larsen with an eye patch sits across from him. Lakes (think Scottie) sits down and puts his feat up on the table. Cook asks Larsen why he has an eye patch...video switches to Larsen remembering back to tripping over a championship trophies that were cluttering up the office, so he decides to put one in the closet and a bunch fall out and one hits him in the eye. Video comes back to the boardroom, and Lakes is whining about NDSU needing to go FBS, and gets shushed repeatedly. Cook comes up with the grand plan for NDSU to schedule the Gophers. Larsen groans and explains that has been done repeatedly, and can't be done anymore. Cook runs down a list of teams such as K-State, Kansas, and Iowa. When all the teams are shot down, Cook states he wants a herd of Bison with frickin' laser beams on their heads...transitioning to the current video with stampeding Bison shooting jackrabbits with their lasers.
Just spit-ballin' an idea here...gonna need some work, but it is a start.