2022 Way Too Early Predictions

[Buthockey]

Ask PL that was his senior season.

That’s funny eh, like funny eh

[Professor Chaos]

I’m surprised that there’s no talk about B Lance for ‘22. Seems like everyone is high on Hegerle and Collins coming in, but there’s no talk about Lance. I figured he’d be primed for significant playing time after Watsons departure and his (BL’s) ability to take the top off it.

After a year of S&C, I’m excited to see him on the field.

We tend to forget about those freshmen who are redshirting it seems in lieu of those who just signed and got hyped up by message board chatter and the signing day press conference.

I think Lance is the freshman on the offensive side most likely to make an impact. Defensively I think it's DT Jaxon Duttenhefer (listed at 6'2" 269 - will be interesting to see where he ends up after a year of "Kramer-ization"). There'll be opportunities at both of those positions this fall.

[GreenfieldBison]

I’m surprised that there’s no talk about B Lance for ‘22. Seems like everyone is high on Hegerle and Collins coming in, but there’s no talk about Lance. I figured he’d be primed for significant playing time after Watsons departure and his (BL’s) ability to take the top off it.

After a year of S&C, I’m excited to see him on the field.

Shhhhhhhhhhhh...

[BISONBRI53]

Any word from the hot tub Grandma's who tell all their secrets and know the hot takes for next season?

[Kevin]

Predictions:

1) Southpaw from Omaha is the starting QB and ECECH8C and I won't shut up about how we were right and you all can't into football.
2) Semi win over SDSU and an NC win over some team we've never heard of who got the soft bracket/seed usually reserved for Samantha Houston. The tears will flood the red river and destroy El Forko Grande.
3) A WR emerges from the freshman class to fill Watson's cleats.
4) CAS and I, now in month 8 of the rebellion against the vaccine, are forced to do our Bison Bros podcast from the bunker under Scotties barn.
5) Broseed has an IPO. I get really rich and buy every company that Lakes works for just to fire him.
6) Running back by massive committee is crushed under the weight of the majestic beast. He gets at least 60% of touches if he stays healthy.
7) Tony deletes at least 321 of my posts.
8) Lakes PM's me asking me to support him in random threads 3212 times.
9) Scottie will be POTY (poster of the year).
10) Heffy returns only to dramatically quit. Again.
11) I will continue to go to the chiropractor due to the chronic back pain of having to carry TAB on the board for another calendar year.

[EC8CH]

Predictions:

1) Southpaw from Omaha is the starting QB and ECECH8C and I won't shut up about how we were right and you all can't into football.

[scottietohottie]

QB run on third down regardless of OC. And it works.

[tony]

QB run on third down regardless of OC. And it works.

I shall call it the "Phil H. Special" because I can practically hear his teeth grind every time NDSU runs it.

Also, for those who doubt my predicting abilities, here's my Twitter profile pic from 2015: 1500x500 (1500×500) (twimg.com)

[Kevin]

QB run on third down regardless of OC. And it works.

Half the time it works every time.

[EC8CH]

Half the time it works every time.

Double that once we start running it with the Southpaw.