Re: 2022 Way Too Early Predictions
Predictions:
1) Southpaw from Omaha is the starting QB and ECECH8C and I won't shut up about how we were right and you all can't into football.
2) Semi win over SDSU and an NC win over some team we've never heard of who got the soft bracket/seed usually reserved for Samantha Houston. The tears will flood the red river and destroy El Forko Grande.
3) A WR emerges from the freshman class to fill Watson's cleats.
4) CAS and I, now in month 8 of the rebellion against the vaccine, are forced to do our Bison Bros podcast from the bunker under Scotties barn.
5) Broseed has an IPO. I get really rich and buy every company that Lakes works for just to fire him.
6) Running back by massive committee is crushed under the weight of the majestic beast. He gets at least 60% of touches if he stays healthy.
7) Tony deletes at least 321 of my posts.
8) Lakes PM's me asking me to support him in random threads 3212 times.
9) Scottie will be POTY (poster of the year).
10) Heffy returns only to dramatically quit. Again.
11) I will continue to go to the chiropractor due to the chronic back pain of having to carry TAB on the board for another calendar year.
Undefeated vs UNI fans, BVille Libtards, Tony, Pulmonary Embolisms & Bad Vibes