Sometimes I don't know what's funnier. Chapo posting, or people who still think other people listen to him and get their travel advice from Bisonville. I truly belive the serious posts are the funniest and the things they choose to take serious. So would have called timeout bro.
Lardsin must go!
https://www.dfwairport.com/security/
DFW posts their wait times online. They’re spot on and update in real time.
If you do go to the airport super early and have plenty of free time: go take the monorail to Terminal D - it’s international wing and newest terminal. DFW isn’t a shithole but the rest of the airport looks like a third world country in comparison.