ETSU Post Game Thoughts & Discussion

[Kevin]

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1) Defense was amazing again. Made a solid team look mediocre at best. As is the fate of most quarterfinal sacrificial lambs. Sorry to all the gambling bros out there. Destroyed by a pointless FG.
2) Special shout out to Tutsie. All over the field today.
3) Two free games for Payton left this year. Just saying.
4) If you're going to run the QP battering ram package at least throw once in awhile. On a couple of those plays the defense was literally sending 11 and it made lakes sad.
5) Williams and Luepke. No one else needs to touch the ball. Sorry Kobe. Sorry Dom. Get well soon Bus.
6) Hey JMU, fuck you! We're going to send you and your stupid ass streamers off to FBS in style. But don't worry, not-bro's, you'll always have 2016.
7) PS. Fuck you.

[Kevin]

Oh and TR, call me bro.

I can help.

U need it.

[scottietohottie]

Can I get the 10% discount bro?

[Kevin]

Can I get the 10% discount bro?

For the last time, bro.

No.

[Kevin]

Any bros want to do a virtual watch party in the metaverse for little brother's game?

We can take shots every time they have 12 men on the field.

[WeAreThePride]

Man, this defense. What else can you say?

Our running backs fuck.

Miller has been fucking lately, but apparently had blue balls for the first half. I think he'll get the lead out next week.

Bring on the Dooks.

[EC8CH]

Any bros want to do a virtual watch party in the metaverse for little brother's game?

We can take shots every time they have 12 men on the field.

Little bro just got tied up.

[Kevin]

Little bro just got tied up.

Shit bro I thought it was an evening game.

[bisonaudit]

14 up. Sam and the Bobcats are the nightcap.

[Kevin]

14 up. Sam and the Bobcats are the nightcap.

That sounds boring as hell bro.

Metaverse party cancelled.