NDSU to CUSA

[Bison 4 Life]

I don't know why ML isn't on the phone with CUSA trying to strong arm them into giving us a football only invite, with all of our leverage.

[El_Chapo]

Sounds like she'll be flush with cash by year's end. Is she a Bison fan?

wahpeton gal or course she's a Bison fan

[EC8CH]

wahpeton gal or course she's a Bison fan

I love her pretzels. Original though. That southwest is trash.

[1998braves64]

Maybe the Dot's Pretzel lady can build us a new stadium?

Perhaps Hershey's can be one of chapos $75 million corner sponsors...

Dots pretzels stadium though would be truly North Dakotan!

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[Hammerhead]

Only if Pizza Corner sponsors another corner.

Perhaps Hershey's can be one of chapos $75 million corner sponsors...

Dots pretzels stadium though would be truly North Dakotan!

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[oldmantutters]

Only finding sponsors for the four corners is done Hoople-level thinking. Monetize every inch of that place. Gate City Bank Field. Pizza "Corner". Aldevron lobby. Smokers plaza presented by scottietohottie's meth barn. UND-Fargo urinals. Etc

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[MankatoBison]

"Dotz Pretzel stadium" has a mouth watering ring to it

From My experience with Donors, theyve already made up their mind to donate or not before you call them. You'll find out in about 10 seconds whether or not theyre ready to write a check.

Call her and ask for cash. Dont wimp out and ask for too little. Although I know Matt Larsen will. Doesnt want to have to do anything to you know... actually EARN his paycheck. Doods never picked up a F*cking phone in his life, why would he start now?

ML has a the phrase "Set your expectations low and you'll never be disappointed" tattood on his chest. He and 56 got it together after talking about the future of NDSU football over a beer at HErd n Horns.

Since then, ML has gotten another one reading "LET the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game. At least that way you will still keep collecting your paycheck instead of actually doing something ambitious that might now work perfectly right away. I mean just think about it, why would I do SOMETHING, when doing NOTHING means that I get to keep getting paid massive stacks of cash, while folks like 56 will run cover for me no matter how bad I am at this job?"

When the student newspaper asked for a comment, ML had this to say "I mean, its a really wordy tattoo but I guess when you have a phrase that so perfectly embodies your worldview as well as your personal and professional philosophy, you just gotta lock it up in ink, ya know?!"

Sadly, I'm not surprised

[Gully]

wahpeton gal or course she's a Bison fan

I thought she was from Velva?

[JMB]

wahpeton gal or course she's a Bison fan

Oh shit. NDSCS will go FBS before we do..

[semobison]

I thought she was from Velva?

Yep, that’s where she started her business.
According to Chapo nothing ever happens and nobody worthwhile ever comes from ND west of W Fargo!