Dinucci

[JMB]

Na... Notre Dame of the CAA... a bunch of overrated, entitled, whiny bitches who never win.

NEVER WIN??? NDSU and JMU have combined to win the last.... oh you know the rest.

[MankatoBison]

I refuse to stop shitting on JMU ever.

When a team completely and utterly dominates the subdivision the way JMU has over the #DukesDecade, its impossible not to be laser focused on them. They got a big target on their back. We're coming for the champions.... dont get too comfortable on the throne, Dukes! They've combined to win the last 9 national titles.... someone HAS to dethrone them... lets hope that by some miracle, our buffoon football players, who only know how to milk cows and bale hay, can somehow, by an act of God and about 20-30 perfectly executed trick plays, can squeak one out against the roster of NFL players that JMU has established..

honestly our only hope is prayer. Theyre simply just too good... My prediction??? JMU continues their reign atop the FCS. Theyre streak of combined national championships will continue.. theres simply nothing that can be done

[heffray]

When a team completely and utterly dominates the subdivision the way JMU has over the #DukesDecade, its impossible not to be laser focused on them. They got a big target on their back. We're coming for the champions.... dont get too comfortable on the throne, Dukes! They've combined to win the last 9 national titles.... someone HAS to dethrone them... lets hope that by some miracle, our buffoon football players, who only know how to milk cows and bale hay, can somehow, by an act of God and about 20-30 perfectly executed trick plays, can squeak one out against the roster of NFL players that JMU has established..

honestly our only hope is prayer. Theyre simply just too good... My prediction??? JMU continues their reign atop the FCS. Theyre streak of combined national championships will continue.. theres simply nothing that can be done

I love that a thread in the football forum entitled “Dinucchi” has turned into this.

[MankatoBison]

Just read a report on the incoming freshman class at JMU. 57% of the men are named "Chesterton Wilberforth III", and a whopping 74% of the women are all named "Lady Angelica Whitworth Esq."

at the freshman orientation, they will be given custom JMU-engraved monocles, and a freshly harvested jar of poor-people tears.

[heffray]

Just read a report on the incoming freshman class at JMU. 57% of the men are named "Chesterton Wilberforth III", and a whopping 74% of the women are all named "Lady Angelica Whitworth Esq."

at the freshman orientation, they will be given custom JMU-engraved monocles, and a freshly harvested jar of poor-people tears.

This got me. Well done.

[EC8CH]

Just read a report on the incoming freshman class at JMU. 57% of the men are named "Chesterton Wilberforth III", and a whopping 74% of the women are all named "Lady Angelica Whitworth Esq."

at the freshman orientation, they will be given custom JMU-engraved monocles, and a freshly harvested jar of poor-people tears.

The poors will be happy to know JMU alums take their job creation responsibilities seriously by leaving plenty of trash for them to pick up.

[heffray]

The poors will be happy to know JMU alums take their job creation responsibilities seriously by leaving plenty of trash for them to pick up.

I must spread some rep before giving it to you again, damnit.