Nothing like a little thread drift.
I was posting a response, then, I received a phone call. You were quicker on the draw. I'm not glued to a keyboard.
Uh-huh...........
English translation: "I'm a gonna' fix them easterners 'cause I'm EC8CH, whatever the hell that means (I'd tell you, but I would have to show pics of my wife's sex toys). Them Dukes don't know a proper prairie blizzard. They have no idea what is a coming. I pity the fools."