Let Road Warrior Attend UCA game

[NDSUSR]

you must be real fun at parties.

If you mean "fun" like getting shitfaced and being an asshole like you then naw.

[56BISON73]

Black hoodies, a girl in a very short skirt and crow bars?

Any good plan has a diversion.

We had Lakes and SD Bison protesting Matt Larsen, Tailgating(the lack of), FBS(why we arent there) and any other transgression
they could come up with at a moments notice. For most BisonVillers that would seem to be repetitive and mundane. Ha they were to do this Sans Clothes which would have been a diversion itself. While Lakes and SD are keeping the Dome Nazis and Fargo finest busy while they try and figure out how to cuff two inebriated naked fans---22 former bison offensive lineman were to attack the east side of the dome in the Flying Wedge formation. (now outlawed)

Considering the lineage of said lineman one could also look at this as a Viking Siege. With that thought in mind we enlisted the help of a former Bison who has some sort of legal connections on the legalities and consequences of Rape , Pillage and Plunder. We also enlisted the help of a few deep pocket former players who committed to make any restitution for any structural damage at the point of attack (which would have been great) with the understanding that there would be no restitution for an rape, pillage or plunder because----thats what we do.

After gaining entry we would make our way to the press box where we would take Kolpack hostage. After realizing that Kolpack wasnt much of a bargaining chip we decided that our best defense to a counter attack was to threaten anyone with Fargodome Concession food. Nobodies got time for that shit.

At the end of the game-siege we would just throw ourselves at the mercy court. Hopefully one that knows and understands the proclivities of the Bison faithful and said Vikings.

[Hammersmith]

Let's just wait until lakes throws a giant fit trying to get in one set of doors. While police and/or security is clubbing him we'll just sneak Road in the other side.

Can we still do the first part of this plan? Please?

[1998braves64]

Yes!! No asterisk for roadwarrior! Now we just have to keep him from getting stricken down with covid!

Sent from my Pixel 3a XL on a bullet train from Hillsboro.

[Mr Meaty]

Black hoodies, a girl in a very short skirt and crow bars?

can we hear more about this?

[AKBison]

Yes!! No asterisk for roadwarrior! Now we just have to keep him from getting stricken down with covid!

Sent from my Pixel 3a XL on a bullet train from Hillsboro.

Yep, Road needs to be under quarantine until game day and then arrive in a Hearst to show the haters who is really in charge.

[MinotBison]

Yep, Road needs to be under quarantine until game day and then arrive in a Hearst to show the haters who is really in charge.

I think you meant hearse, but at any rate, good news.

[mnriverbison]

Wow! I am pretty much overwhelmed at the support from everyone.

The email campaign on this thread.
Possible media pass from el Chapo.
I was contacted by the parent of a player to ask if they could help.
I sent an email asking for an exception.

GOOD NEWS

Not sure what did it, but Matt Larsen just called and said that I am on Coach Entz's pass list.

Terrific news. Haven't been on b'villa much lately, came back to make sure this was happening. Thank you Bisonville, Thank you coach Entz. Take care, ya'll.

PS They should let people tailgate it's super unlikely to have a covid spreader event outdoors on the windy tailgate lot.

[bisonfanette]

Wow! I am pretty much overwhelmed at the support from everyone.

The email campaign on this thread.
Possible media pass from el Chapo.
I was contacted by the parent of a player to ask if they could help.
I sent an email asking for an exception.

GOOD NEWS

Not sure what did it, but Matt Larsen just called and said that I am on Coach Entz's pass list.

I’m very happy about this!!! Good for you.

[BismarckBisonFan]

Great news!!! Road needs a 479 sign to hold up for TV Broadcast!!!