WestNodak93Bison Quarantined

[El_Chapo]

Ive been informed WestNodak has been put into Bisonville Quarantine

He claims he will emerge a better man



He Requests that Kevin be his representative to fight for his freedom and EC8CH to be left out of the Jury Pool for him..

LOL....

[GreenfieldBison]

Did he test positive for Covid?

[Kevin]

I will be posting in the political forum about this EGREGIOUS attack on freedom of what about speech shortly.

Tony, u fucked with the wrong bull.

[tony]

Westnodak only has one string on his banjo. I'd be OK with that if he wouldn't keeping plucking it outside the political forum.

You can monitor this site to see what the forecast for him ever coming out of quarantine:

https://weather.com/weather/tenday/l...USMI1778:27:US

[GreenfieldBison]

Westnodak only has one string on his banjo. I'd be OK with that if he wouldn't keeping plucking it outside the political forum.

You can monitor this site to see what the forecast for him ever coming out of quarantine:

https://weather.com/weather/tenday/l...USMI1778:27:US

Probably will be freeze warnings there shortly. I’ve got one for tonight.

Really though some people can do very well with minimal strings on their instrument. Check out this clip of Tina Guo accompanying Joe Bonamassa a few years back at Carnegie Hall. She can be seen here playing some weird ass two stringed Asian looking violin thing. Sounds great I think. Of course westnodak would likely be more palatable if he possessed the aesthetic of Tina Guo. I bet he doesn’t though.

https://youtu.be/Go9EguPvtSg

[EC8CH]

Westnodak only has one string on his banjo. I'd be OK with that if he wouldn't keeping plucking it outside the political forum.

You can monitor this site to see what the forecast for him ever coming out of quarantine:

https://weather.com/weather/tenday/l...USMI1778:27:US

[ByeSonBusiness]

Westnodak only has one string on his banjo. I'd be OK with that if he wouldn't keeping plucking it outside the political forum.

You can monitor this site to see what the forecast for him ever coming out of quarantine:

https://weather.com/weather/tenday/l...USMI1778:27:US

So once Hell freezes he'll be free? Any Michiganders know about the time the average temp hits freezing long enough to freeze over?

[OrygunBison]

My one time to cheer for global warming.

[BisManBison]

So once Hell freezes he'll be free? Any Michiganders know about the time the average temp hits freezing long enough to freeze over?

For clarity, this is not an original post. I stole this. The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. SO FREE WESTNODAKBISON!!!!

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why last night Teresa kept shouting "Oh, my God!"

Stole this - not an original for me. This was a students response to a chemistry test question

[El_Chapo]

I will be posting in the political forum about this EGREGIOUS attack on freedom of what about speech shortly.

Tony, u fucked with the wrong bull.

LOL... plan executed