2021 Verbal: Cole Payton

[Professor Chaos]

Cam is having his best season by far.

Here's a dirty little secret - Cam Miller's season passing stats:

2021: 103-152 (67.8%), 1444 yards (9.5 YPA), 14 TDs, 3 INTs, 174.0 QB rating
2022: 160-243 (65.8%), 1975 yards (8.1 YPA), 13 TDs, 5 INTs, 147.7 QB rating
2023: 84-107 (78.5%), 941 yards (8.8 YPA), 7 TDs, 1 INT, 172.1 QB rating

Everyone loves to remember his awful semifinal game last year but he's been the model of what a Bison QB should be over the last 3 years. Trey Lance had a QB rating of 180.6 in 2019 and Easton Stick had a QB rating of 172.4 in 2018 (slightly above Cam this year but below what he did in 2021) - outside of that no Bison QB (which includes Brock Jensen, Carson Wentz, and Easton Stick 2015-2017) has beat Cam's passing efficiency in 2021 or this year so far. He is so much better than he gets credit for. I just wish Roehl would take the mother$&%*ing training wheels off and let him cook like he did in the first half against SDSU last year. This team will not beat SDSU or Montana St with Cole Payton at QB... with Cam they've got a shot.

[sbark]

Cole so versatile. Size/Speed to take top off a D, A bit of Debo S, Alvin Kamara .....a chess piece

[El_Chapo]

Cole so versatile. Size/Speed to take top off a D, A bit of Debo S, Alvin Kamara .....a chess piece

that 4 play touchdown drive might be 1 of the best ndsu drives ever

[56BISON73]

that 4 play touchdown drive might be 1 of the best ndsu drives ever

[TAILG8R]

that 4 play touchdown drive might be 1 of the best ndsu drives ever

Yes, totally better than The Drive at KState or The drive to kick the field goal at Kinnick or the drive to win the semi finals game against GSU or ....

[tjamz]

I finally found a legit use for ChatGPT (parody based on the Song "Ridin Dirty" by Chamillionaire:

(Chorus)
They see me postin’, they hatin’,
Patrollin’ they tryna catch me postin' dirty,
Tryna catch me postin' dirty, tryna catch me postin' dirty,
My comments so loud, I’m swangin’,
They hopin’ that they gon catch me postin' dirty,
Tryna catch me postin' dirty, tryna catch me postin' dirty.


(Verse 1)
Lakes, aka LakeBison, keyboard warrior elite,
On the message boards, my trolling can’t be beat,
Green and yellow, NDSU, I bleed,
FCS ain’t enough, FBS we need.


Got memes for days, and my GIF game strong,
I’m the king of the threads, where I belong,
Every post I make, a lyrical song,
In the world of the boards, I’m Donkey Kong.


(Chorus)
They see me postin’, they hatin’,
Patrollin’ they tryna catch me postin' dirty,
Tryna catch me postin' dirty, tryna catch me postin' dirty,
My comments so loud, I’m swangin’,
They hopin’ that they gon catch me postin' dirty,
Tryna catch me postin' dirty, tryna catch me postin' dirty.


(Verse 2)
I got aliases, a dozen or two,
Every time I’m banned, I come back brand new,
LakeBison’s the name, causing a zoo,
In the world of the net, I’m the taboo.


I stir the pot, with my golden spoon,
Under the moon, or the sun at noon,
I’m the melody to every troll’s tune,
In the chat rooms, I’m the monsoon.


(Chorus)
They see me postin’, they hatin’,
Patrollin’ they tryna catch me postin' dirty,
Tryna catch me postin' dirty, tryna catch me postin' dirty,
My comments so loud, I’m swangin’,
They hopin’ that they gon catch me postin' dirty,
Tryna catch me postin' dirty, tryna catch me postin' dirty.


(Outro)
NDSU, to the FBS we rise,
With LakeBison leading, it’s no surprise,
On the message boards, where my empire lies,
I’m the troll you despise, but wise in my own eyes.


They see me postin’, they hatin’,
But in the world of the net, I’m the king, no debatin’,
LakeBison, the legend, forever resonatin’,
In the halls of the boards, forever dominatin’.


I'll show myself out now....................

[SoCalBison]

Here's a dirty little secret - Cam Miller's season passing stats:

2021: 103-152 (67.8%), 1444 yards (9.5 YPA), 14 TDs, 3 INTs, 174.0 QB rating
2022: 160-243 (65.8%), 1975 yards (8.1 YPA), 13 TDs, 5 INTs, 147.7 QB rating
2023: 84-107 (78.5%), 941 yards (8.8 YPA), 7 TDs, 1 INT, 172.1 QB rating

Everyone loves to remember his awful semifinal game last year but he's been the model of what a Bison QB should be over the last 3 years. Trey Lance had a QB rating of 180.6 in 2019 and Easton Stick had a QB rating of 172.4 in 2018 (slightly above Cam this year but below what he did in 2021) - outside of that no Bison QB (which includes Brock Jensen, Carson Wentz, and Easton Stick 2015-2017) has beat Cam's passing efficiency in 2021 or this year so far. He is so much better than he gets credit for. I just wish Roehl would take the mother$&%*ing training wheels off and let him cook like he did in the first half against SDSU last year. This team will not beat SDSU or Montana St with Cole Payton at QB... with Cam they've got a shot.

This is why I think we should occasionally use Cole...to prep him for next year... but stick with Cam as #1 this year.

[mtoutfitter]

I finally found a legit use for ChatGPT (parody based on the Song "Ridin Dirty" by Chamillionaire:

(Chorus)
They see me postin’, they hatin’,
Patrollin’ they tryna catch me postin' dirty,
Tryna catch me postin' dirty, tryna catch me postin' dirty,
My comments so loud, I’m swangin’,
They hopin’ that they gon catch me postin' dirty,
Tryna catch me postin' dirty, tryna catch me postin' dirty.


(Verse 1)
Lakes, aka LakeBison, keyboard warrior elite,
On the message boards, my trolling can’t be beat,
Green and yellow, NDSU, I bleed,
FCS ain’t enough, FBS we need.


Got memes for days, and my GIF game strong,
I’m the king of the threads, where I belong,
Every post I make, a lyrical song,
In the world of the boards, I’m Donkey Kong.


(Chorus)
They see me postin’, they hatin’,
Patrollin’ they tryna catch me postin' dirty,
Tryna catch me postin' dirty, tryna catch me postin' dirty,
My comments so loud, I’m swangin’,
They hopin’ that they gon catch me postin' dirty,
Tryna catch me postin' dirty, tryna catch me postin' dirty.


(Verse 2)
I got aliases, a dozen or two,
Every time I’m banned, I come back brand new,
LakeBison’s the name, causing a zoo,
In the world of the net, I’m the taboo.


I stir the pot, with my golden spoon,
Under the moon, or the sun at noon,
I’m the melody to every troll’s tune,
In the chat rooms, I’m the monsoon.


(Chorus)
They see me postin’, they hatin’,
Patrollin’ they tryna catch me postin' dirty,
Tryna catch me postin' dirty, tryna catch me postin' dirty,
My comments so loud, I’m swangin’,
They hopin’ that they gon catch me postin' dirty,
Tryna catch me postin' dirty, tryna catch me postin' dirty.


(Outro)
NDSU, to the FBS we rise,
With LakeBison leading, it’s no surprise,
On the message boards, where my empire lies,
I’m the troll you despise, but wise in my own eyes.


They see me postin’, they hatin’,
But in the world of the net, I’m the king, no debatin’,
LakeBison, the legend, forever resonatin’,
In the halls of the boards, forever dominatin’.


I'll show myself out now....................

Hall of Fame worthy!!

[TAILG8R]

This is why I think we should occasionally use Cole...to prep him for next year... but stick with Cam as #1 this year.

But Cam will be back next year.

[El_Chapo]

Yes, totally better than The Drive at KState or The drive to kick the field goal at Kinnick or the drive to win the semi finals game against GSU or ....

1 of the best. top 5 worthy