More Seats taken away from students- available for Season Tix

[Bison Loaf]

I think it's pretty clear we need to stash a bedpan under every seat in the Dome.

JFC, the people these days! In the good old days of Bison football, we used to piss in our snowmobile suits like real men. Then, without so much as missing a beat or another running play (Goddammit, Entz, run the fricken' ball!) we would down ANOTHER bottle of schnapps and throw it at the three blurry press boxes we saw, aiming for the one in the middle.

Good times.

[heffray]

JFC, the people these days! In the good old days of Bison football, we used to piss in our snowmobile suits like real men. Then, without so much as missing a beat or another running play (Goddammit, Entz, run the fricken' ball!) we would down ANOTHER bottle of schnapps and throw it at the three blurry press boxes we saw, aiming for the one in the middle.

Good times.

So, it’s your fault there’s no alcohol in the dome?

[Mr Meaty]

I think it's pretty clear we need to stash a bedpan under every seat in the Dome.

They are called stadium buddies, google it. They work.....A friend told me.

[Hammerhead]

I don't know what all the angst is about. Not everyone at the game is going to guzzle beer. There will be plenty of fans in attendance buying hotdogs, hamburgers, popcorn, pretzels, dippin' dots, etc. Highly doubt Fargo Youth Hockey funding will be impacted by beer sales.

When the dome first opened, I volunteered at a concession booth and our non-profit we made much more money when we could sell beer.

[WeAreThePride]

They are called stadium buddies, google it. They work.....A friend told me.

A 15 hour day of drinking leaves a man with needs that can't be solved by a stadium pal. Hence the bedpan.

[Twincitybizon]

Half the stadiums gotta be using catheters anyway.....

[MankatoBison]

Half the stadiums gotta be using catheters anyway.....

bahaha that one made me lol

[Professor Chaos]

In related news (to the thread title that is) I got an email from NDSU today saying that the previous limit of 12 season tickets per account has been waived. More evidence that the demand for season tickets has dried up.

[scottietohottie]

In related news (to the thread title that is) I got an email from NDSU today saying that the previous limit of 12 season tickets per account has been waived. More evidence that the demand for season tickets has dried up.

Dang it. That's going to push me back on the list.

[southcliffbison]

Dang it. That's going to push me back on the list.

I think your fear is unfounded. If demand is so damn low, why would anyone who owns season tickets buy an additional 10, 12, 20, 30 or more? Unless they think there's a possibility to make money off them on the secondary market. Good luck with that. They'll be lucky to break even. Hopefully, those folks get stuck with them and use them for a paper enema.