2020 Masters Pool

[GreenfieldBison]

Congrats to DJ! Gets a green jacket and also gets to go home with Paulina. Life is not fair.

According to my spreadsheet monkey friend the unbeatable team would have been:
T1: DJ
T2: Cam Smith
T3: Sungjae Im
DH: Dylan Fritelli

[heffray]

Alright, final standings:

Strategery (-8) Scores
Golfer: Thu Fri Sat Sun Total
Brooks Koepka 70 69 69 70 278
Jason Day 70 78 79 78 305 (MC)
Francesco Molinari 72 78 79 78 307 (MC)
Henrik Stenson 71 74 79 78 302 (MC)
Overall Total: 1192

oldmantutters (-11) Scores
Golfer: Thu Fri Sat Sun Total
Bryson DeChambeau 70 74 69 73 286
Rickie Fowler 70 70 75 70 285
Francesco Molinari 72 78 79 78 307 (MC)
Henrik Stenson 71 74 79 78 302 (MC)
Overall Total: 1180

pucknut9 (-14) Scores
Golfer: Thu Fri Sat Sun Total
Brooks Koepka 70 69 69 70 278
Justin Rose 67 70 76 70 283
Francesco Molinari 72 78 79 78 307 (MC)
Lucas Glover 77 74 79 78 308 (MC)
Overall Total: 1176

GreenfieldBison (-11) Scores
Golfer: Thu Fri Sat Sun Total
Bryson DeChambeau 70 74 69 73 286
Colin Morikawa 70 74 70 74 288
Francesco Molinari 72 78 79 78 307 (MC)
Charles Howell 71 70 74 74 289
Overall Total: 1170

MangyOldBison (-12) Scores
Golfer: Thu Fri Sat Sun Total
Bryson DeChambeau 70 74 69 73 286
Colin Morikawa 70 74 70 74 288
Francesco Molinari 72 78 79 78 307 (MC)
Charl Schwartzel 73 71 69 71 284
Overall Total: 1165

heffray (-17) Scores
Golfer: Thu Fri Sat Sun Total
Dustin Johnson 65 70 65 68 268
Louis Oosthuizen 68 70 75 70 283
Francesco Molinari 72 78 79 78 307 (MC)
Zach Johnson 73 71 73 73 290
Overall Total: 1148

DART *Honorary victor: Vet70 (-16) Scores
Golfer: Thu Fri Sat Sun Total
Justin Thomas 66 69 71 70 276
Louis Oosthuizen 68 70 75 70 283
Ian Poulter 72 71 71 70 284
Mike Weir 71 72 71 76 290
Overall Total: 1133

Final Headlines:
- Congratulations to DJ for breaking the Masters scoring record and for marrying up and creating a pretty stellar gene pool...
- Cameron Smith becomes the first player in Masters history to shoot all 4 rounds in the 60s, and he still loses by 5... but he takes Movember very seriously, it appears...
- Tiger Woods shoots the highest number he's ever shot in any tournament with a 10 at hole 12, but follows it up with 5 birdies in the last 6 holes just to give Augusta the proverbial and literal bird...
- Better luck next year, Strategery...
- Picking the eventual winner is a nice consolation to losing to a random excel formula...
- Speaking of the computer winning, we'll use this opportunity to honor Dr Robert Wood, aka Vet70. If you scroll back a bunch of posts, you'll notice that Vet was planning to join us in the Masters Pool this year, but sadly passed away. I'm honored bare his name in my signature. Rest in Peace, Vet.

Just 5 months and we get to do this again, team! Lets get a few more people this time, eh?

Cheers!

[Strategery]

What can I say other than this is why I quit fantasy football

[GreenfieldBison]

What can I say other than this is why I quit fantasy football

I can speak with some authority I believe and state that Dart would be willing to assist you with your picks in 2021 for an even share of the winnings.

[GreenfieldBison]

Alright, final standings:


Just 5 months and we get to do this again, team! Lets get a few more people this time, eh?

Cheers!

Maybe let those people who are not golf nuts have their team chosen by Dart or something similar. Kind of like letting the machine choose your PowerBall numbers for ya. Saves the gnashing of synaptic gaps but gives the casual fan something to root for. Just a thought.

[GreenfieldBison]

Final Headlines:

Masters Champion Dustin Johnson tested positive for Covid-19 just about one month ago. Take that 'rona you bitch!!!!!!

[heffray]

Masters Champion Dustin Johnson tested positive for Covid-19 just about one month ago. Take that 'rona you bitch!!!!!!

Yeah I’ll co-sign this. Fuck this virus.

[heffray]

What can I say other than this is why I quit fantasy football

You can do better.

[pucknut9]

Yeah I’ll co-sign this. Fuck this virus.

Sign me up too

Thanks for doing this heffray

[heffray]

Sign me up too

Thanks for doing this heffray

Happy to. I love the Masters.