JMU Post-Game Thoughts & Discussion

[EC8CH]

The me that wrote that post is dead.

The new normal killed him.

That you wore pants.

[Kevin]

That you wore pants.

Feels like an aeon ago.

[GreenfieldBison]

Listen, Greenfield. JMU hatred is one of the only things I have left. Let me have this.

No worries brother. I was just a little concerned for your state of mind given the ‘rona, the isolation and all. But take heart, if you are finding yourself partially of fully devoid of despair and frustration, and you are not a golfer (by definition, duh), we are here for you. Feel free to reach out and talk to all of us here.

Still, I question the direction of your ire toward the Nooch. I would have rather thought you might focus your disdain on the the brothers Rapelton. Just the thought of them and how Josh “Hit Man” Hayes savaged those two monkeys in the champs game gives me goose bumps.

But there were many plays that merit fond reflection: the Josh Hayes mugging of the Rapletons, the Radunz twofer at the goal line, the T Lance and co herd forward play in response to the opening drive, the T Lance run to open the third, the Jimmy Football fake FG, the Jimmy Football robbery to end the game. Ahhhh, it seems like so long ago and yet it all remains so sweet...

Reminds me so much of E. Stick running around on the south end of the field in ‘17 to end that game.

Ahhhhh, memories.

I sincerely hope your mental state is good brother. Remember. If you feel normal or well, we are here for you. Don’t let the ‘rona get you down. We can do a much better job of that.


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[Kevin]

No worries brother. I was just a little concerned for your state of mind given the ‘rona, the isolation and all. But take heart, if you are finding yourself partially of fully devoid of despair and frustration, and you are not a golfer (by definition, duh), we are here for you. Feel free to reach out and talk to all of us here.

Still, I question the direction of your ire toward the Nooch. I would have rather thought you might focus your disdain on the the brothers Rapelton. Just the thought of them and how Josh “Hit Man” Hayes savaged those two monkeys in the champs game gives me goose bumps.

But there were many plays that merit fond reflection: the Josh Hayes mugging of the Rapletons, the Radunz twofer at the goal line, the T Lance and co herd forward play in response to the opening drive, the T Lance run to open the third, the Jimmy Football fake FG, the Jimmy Football robbery to end the game. Ahhhh, it seems like so long ago and yet it all remains so sweet...

Reminds me so much of E. Stick running around on the south end of the field in ‘17 to end that game.

Ahhhhh, memories.

I sincerely hope your mental state is good brother. Remember. If you feel normal or well, we are here for you. Don’t let the ‘rona get you down. We can do a much better job of that.


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If you have Xanax you have to share.

[heffray]

No worries brother. I was just a little concerned for your state of mind given the ‘rona, the isolation and all. But take heart, if you are finding yourself partially of fully devoid of despair and frustration, and you are not a golfer (by definition, duh), we are here for you. Feel free to reach out and talk to all of us here.

Still, I question the direction of your ire toward the Nooch. I would have rather thought you might focus your disdain on the the brothers Rapelton. Just the thought of them and how Josh “Hit Man” Hayes savaged those two monkeys in the champs game gives me goose bumps.

But there were many plays that merit fond reflection: the Josh Hayes mugging of the Rapletons, the Radunz twofer at the goal line, the T Lance and co herd forward play in response to the opening drive, the T Lance run to open the third, the Jimmy Football fake FG, the Jimmy Football robbery to end the game. Ahhhh, it seems like so long ago and yet it all remains so sweet...

Reminds me so much of E. Stick running around on the south end of the field in ‘17 to end that game.

Ahhhhh, memories.

I sincerely hope your mental state is good brother. Remember. If you feel normal or well, we are here for you. Don’t let the ‘rona get you down. We can do a much better job of that.


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I appreciate the support. I submit for consideration... the postgame presser following the ‘19 Championship, in which the Rapleton responded with class and Fucktwit Nooch told us that the Bison “didn’t win but ‘the Dookies’ beat themselves”... If it pleases the court, can my hatred be warranted?

I await the courts decision, your honor.

[GreenfieldBison]

If you have Xanax you have to share.

Quantities are limited. Besides, single malt gives one a much warmer feeling and we’ve got lots of that. Oh, well, better get here sooner rather than later.

[bisonaudit]

Quantities are limited. Besides, single malt gives one a much warmer feeling and we’ve got lots of that. Oh, well, better get here sooner rather than later.

Might want to slow your roll on the single malts if you’re an islay person. Ferries are transporting essentials only. Distilleries are on the island but bottling is on the mainland.

[Kevin]

Quantities are limited. Besides, single malt gives one a much warmer feeling and we’ve got lots of that. Oh, well, better get here sooner rather than later.

Booze would break my diet (day 6o+) but there’s no carbs in Xanax.

I checked.

[GreenfieldBison]

I appreciate the support. I submit for consideration... the postgame presser following the ‘19 Championship, in which the Rapleton responded with class and Fucktwit Nooch told us that the Bison “didn’t win but ‘the Dookies’ beat themselves”... If it pleases the court, can my hatred be warranted?

I await the courts decision, your honor.

This court can and does well appreciate the indictment of such behavior. At the same time it must be noted that said behavior mounted no material affront to the 2019 Bison FB team nor the program as a whole. Rather these were simply the ramblings of a vanquished foe who no longer bore the restraints of fielty to program. His innate lack of culture was exposed in this moment.

As infuriating as the comment may have been it’s fundamental untruth yields no dent to the armor of the Bison. It’s a very minor slight and it seems incumbent on those of us with superior culture to consider that the resultant damage was inconsequential if not outright immeasurable.

... ah hell, what am I saying? He’s a turd. Fffffuckem.

[GreenfieldBison]

Might want to slow your roll on the single malts if you’re an islay person. Ferries are transporting essentials only. Distilleries are on the island but bottling is on the mainland.

Thanks for the heads up. I’m a highlands boy.