Originally Posted by
heffray
Lol... yeah, it was probably the other way around, more like...
Devil: Hey, Bison? Is that you? Weird running into you here...
Bison: This is Fargo, ND. This is literally where we live... Who are you again?
Devil: Yeah yeah, well... ANYWAY. Wonderin' if you guys needed any help or anything? Thinkin' I could make a sweet deal...
Bison: Um, I think we're good. You got a name, or...?
Devil: You sure? I got skeelz, man. I can do A LOT for you, trust me...
Bison: Well, I mean... We just beat the defending Big12 champ in their stadium, went undefeated, and won our 3rd straight championship. Seems like we're doing fine on our own, but uh... maybe explain WHO you are and what exactly you are suggesting?
Devil: Who exactly I am is not important. But as far as what I can do for you, I'm thinkin' more championships, more FBS (finger quotes) "upsets," and sprinkle in a few high profile NFL draft picks...
Bison: ...those are actually some really good ideas...
Devil: ...and all I ask in return are some season tickets at the F-dome. Thinkin' front row 50-yard line on Bison side? Sound good?
Bison: Listen, Satan. It IS Satan, right?
Devil: --I never said that.
Bison: --Yeah, ok. ANYWAY. Like I said, you've got some good ideas, but I think we'll keep on going like this without any (finger quotes) "help" from you, mmk pumpkin?
Devil: Ok, ok... I'll take some nosebleeds, but I NEED TICKETS, MAN. The box office has turned me away multiple times.
Bison: Sorry, can't help you there. Maybe try up north? They definitely need your help and I know they have PLENTY of seats available. Also, you'll be able to catch a Bison game once every 2 years.
Devil: Are you talking about hockey?
Bison: Haha, alright, see ya, Lucy.
Devil: (wanders away mumbling)...