Things JMU fans Say

[heffray]

Harrisonburg is Grand Forks with hills and an accent

This tracks.

[MankatoBison]

"Dad's letting me borrow his yacht for the weekend!"

"Parading Duke Dog around like a mascot is animal cruelty!"

"Sweet, BBQ chicken!... wait... is this free-range?"

"The only good thing to come from NDSU is Ilhan Omar!"

[MankatoBison]

"wait you dont have a full-time nanny? who takes care of your children?"

"yeah, Dad's in real estate and my Mom's an interior designer"

"I dont need to study, I already have a job at daddys company soooo"

"I would have played football but I hated getting my outfit dirty"

[MankatoBison]

"Did you hear what happened to Jessie Smollet?! so awful..."

"The only people who should have guns are my family's security guards"

"The Obama's just moved in next door!"

"I dont mind Paying all of these student fees for athletics" *takes a breath* "THEY SHOULD CANCEL ALL STUDENT DEBT!"

[MankatoBison]

"There are only 2 season in Virginia, winter, and Road construction"

"It was a complete BLIZZARD! we had drifts over 4 inches! Even my corvette couldnt handle to roads."

"We've play outdoors in the harsh conditions of VIRGINIA. You wouldnt know ANYTHING about bad weather!"

[MankatoBison]

* when talking to southerners* "Yeah, I love being fro the south"

* When talking to northerners* "yeah, I love being from the north"

*When Talking to Southerners* "Did you know Robert E Lee is from Virginia?"

*When Talking to Northerners* "Robert E Lee is a racist. The General, AND the Play by Play announcer.

[heffray]

Simmer down there, Mankato.

[WeAreThePride]

Maybe he was thinking of Richmond.

Unlike most Bison fans, I've been to Harrisonburg because Ma had me drive her out to do some family research. It sure didn't feel like the "East Coast*" to me. I still can't place the vibe - kind of Southern, kind of small town, kind of almost Appalachian.

* And "East Coast" really means nothing to me as a term - I'm just guessing as to what people who use it think it means (i.e. snobby residents of a violent urban hellscape who hate puppies.)

People who don’t live in North Dakota, Western MN, South Dakota, Northern Wisconsin, and Nebraska are basically New Yorkers.

[Bison56]

Its ok to marry your cousin.

[garbageman]

Its ok to marry your cousin.

Sorry not going to make it from Virginia my electric car ran out of electricity half way there