This may be the greatest letter to the Forum ever.

[Bison 4 Life]

Agreed. I still can't believe that "You suck hawks" hasn't caught on though. Like that chant pretty much wrote itself. I mean, you suck hawks..sounds just like you suck cocks when you say it fast enough


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I suggested that 4 years ago. It seemed so natural.

[EC8CH]

Can this be said while standing?

Is Greta argumentative?

[runtheoption]

Can this be said while standing?

Only while sitting with 1 hand in the air giving the Texas "hook'em horns" while the other hands claps against the armrest. This has to happen on 1st downs when we have the ball and you must be at a 0.11 BAC.

It is also strongly encouraged to do it within earshot of Dome security and 4 year old kids. Or McFeely.

[TransAmBison]

Only while sitting with 1 hand in the air giving the Texas "hook'em horns" while the other hands claps against the armrest. This has to happen on 1st downs when we have the ball and you must be at a 0.11 BAC.

It is also strongly encouraged to do it within earshot of Dome security and 4 year old kids. Or McFeely.

It has to be at 0.11 BAC? So it has to be the 2nd half then...when it comes down? Weird.

[bisonp]

That said, let's leave the racial abuse to the school up north.

Every time it is chanted it gives them relevance and makes our fans look bad at the same time. It's past time to let it die.

[EC8CH]

Every time it is chanted it gives them relevance and makes our fans look bad at the same time. It's past time to let it die.

This is why I'm all in favor of the YSH chant replacing the SSS chant as they enter the MVFC.

#1 They hate their new name (as they should because it's lame)
#2 It remain factually accurate (they suck as hard as ever)
#3 Faux profanity can not be accused of being racially abusive (unlike all the hockey jerseys they still wear)

[heffray]

Is Greta argumentative?

LOLOLOLOL...

This is why I'm all in favor of the YSH chant replacing the SSS chant as they enter the MVFC.

#1 They hate their new name (as they should because it's lame)
#2 It remain factually accurate (they suck as hard as ever)
#3 Faux profanity can not be accused of being racially abusive (unlike all the hockey jerseys they still wear)

I'm in. Where do I sign?

[Greta Van Herd]

Only while sitting with 1 hand in the air giving the Texas "hook'em horns" while the other hands claps against the armrest. This has to happen on 1st downs when we have the ball and you must be at a 0.11 BAC.

It is also strongly encouraged to do it within earshot of Dome security and 4 year old kids. Or McFeely.

I don’t know. Maybe we should run it by EC8CH. I’d hate for him to give up his beloved wiggly fingers and all.

Plus you are starting to sound like a whiny little bitch who doesn’t like the protocol that’s been laid out by our World’s Greatest Fan.

[Greta Van Herd]

Also, in order to make Heffray happy, we need to make sure that we are requiring everyone to cheer for the opposing players to get hurt. Now that’s REAL, top-level fandom!

[scottietohottie]

You suck hawks. You suck hawks.

Even tshirt worthy.