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  1. #451
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    Put in my request for Masters tickets again. This year I requested a practice round and first day. Might increase my odds.
    If we concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles"

    When you play football, you gotta like the taste of blood, And 50 percent of the time, it's your blood.

    It is characteristic of the unlearned that they are forever proposing something which is old, and because it has recently come to their own attention, supposing it to be new.

    "The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

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    GOLFERS ARE SUCH WONDERFUL PEOPLE !


    A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack!
    "Help me dear," she groans to her husband.

    The husband calls 911 on his mobile, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.

    His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.

    "I'm dying here and you're putting?"

    "Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on
    the second hole and he's coming to help you.

    "Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
    "No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to
    let him play through."
    __ ______ ________________

    A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, "You are spectacular; your name
    is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around
    the course. What's your secret?"
    Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered."
    ___________________________

    A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the
    priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"

    The young man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you?"
    The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."

    The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green.
    The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.

    The young man says, "I don't know about you, father, but in my
    church, when we pray, we keep our head down."
    ___________________________

    Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody
    3-iron standing over a lifeless man.

    The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

    "Yes" says the woman.

    "Did you hit him with that golf club?" "Yes, yes, I did."

    The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.
    "How many times did you hit him?"
    "I don't know -- put me down for a five."
    __________________________

    A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and
    hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an
    opening between 2 trees he thought he could hit through.

    Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree,
    bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.

    As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a
    good golfer?"

    The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?
    ___________________________

    The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the
    groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.

    She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"

    He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take
    all day, is it?"
    If we concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles"

    When you play football, you gotta like the taste of blood, And 50 percent of the time, it's your blood.

    It is characteristic of the unlearned that they are forever proposing something which is old, and because it has recently come to their own attention, supposing it to be new.

    "The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

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    Quote Originally Posted by 56BISON73 View Post
    GOLFERS ARE SUCH WONDERFUL PEOPLE !


    A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack!
    "Help me dear," she groans to her husband.

    The husband calls 911 on his mobile, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.

    His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.

    "I'm dying here and you're putting?"

    "Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on
    the second hole and he's coming to help you.

    "Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
    "No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to
    let him play through."
    __ ______ ________________

    A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, "You are spectacular; your name
    is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around
    the course. What's your secret?"
    Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered."
    ___________________________

    A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the
    priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"

    The young man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you?"
    The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."

    The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green.
    The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.

    The young man says, "I don't know about you, father, but in my
    church, when we pray, we keep our head down."
    ___________________________

    Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody
    3-iron standing over a lifeless man.

    The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

    "Yes" says the woman.

    "Did you hit him with that golf club?" "Yes, yes, I did."

    The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.
    "How many times did you hit him?"
    "I don't know -- put me down for a five."
    __________________________

    A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and
    hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an
    opening between 2 trees he thought he could hit through.

    Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree,
    bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.

    As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a
    good golfer?"

    The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?
    ___________________________

    The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the
    groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.

    She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"

    He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take
    all day, is it?"
    Excellent, every one! And I thought I’d heard all the good ones!

    The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising golfers to take extra precautions, and be on the alert for bears while playing on Gallatin, Helena, and Lewis and Clark National Forest’s golf courses.
    They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not to startle the bears unexpectedly.
    They also advise golfers to carry pepper spray in the case of an encounter with a bear.
    They say that it’s also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity on the courses. They recommend that golfers be educated so that they can recognize the difference between Black bear and Grizzly bear droppings.
    Black bear droppings are smaller and contain remains of nuts, berries and possibly squirrel, rabbit or gopher fur.
    Grizzly bear droppings have small bells, golf-gloves, sunglasses and other similar golf items in them and they usually smell like pepper spray.
    Last edited by MangyOldBison; 06-30-2022 at 08:20 AM.


    The ABCs of NDSU SPORTSMANSHIP:

    GoAmy…GoBison…GoCarson!!!

    Bison proving that great play and great sportsmanship and character go hand in hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 56BISON73 View Post
    GOLFERS ARE SUCH WONDERFUL PEOPLE !


    A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack!
    "Help me dear," she groans to her husband.

    The husband calls 911 on his mobile, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.

    His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.

    "I'm dying here and you're putting?"

    "Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on
    the second hole and he's coming to help you.

    "Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.
    "No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to
    let him play through."
    __ ______ ________________

    A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, "You are spectacular; your name
    is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around
    the course. What's your secret?"
    Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered."
    ___________________________

    A young man and a priest are playing together. At a short par-3 the
    priest asks, "What are you going to use on this hole, my son?"

    The young man says, "An 8-iron, father. How about you?"
    The priest says, "I'm going to hit a soft seven and pray."

    The young man hits his 8-iron and puts the ball on the green.
    The priest tops his 7-iron and dribbles the ball out a few yards.

    The young man says, "I don't know about you, father, but in my
    church, when we pray, we keep our head down."
    ___________________________

    Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody
    3-iron standing over a lifeless man.

    The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

    "Yes" says the woman.

    "Did you hit him with that golf club?" "Yes, yes, I did."

    The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.
    "How many times did you hit him?"
    "I don't know -- put me down for a five."
    __________________________

    A golfer teed up his ball on the first tee, took a mighty swing and
    hit his ball into a clump of trees. He found his ball and saw an
    opening between 2 trees he thought he could hit through.

    Taking out his 3-wood, he took a mighty swing. The ball hit a tree,
    bounced back, hit him in the forehead and killed him.

    As he approached the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asked, "Are you a
    good golfer?"

    The man replied: "Got here in two, didn't I?
    ___________________________

    The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the
    groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side.

    She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"

    He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take
    all day, is it?"


    Life imitating art:



    https://twitter.com/DanProft/status/...172224/photo/1

    https://twitter.com/DavidRosaIes/sta...CjjZ70nf4qAAAA

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cole_Holcomb#2019

    https://twitter.com/john_keim/status...25201373986818

    Congrats to Cam Smith on his Open victory!


    The ABCs of NDSU SPORTSMANSHIP:

    GoAmy…GoBison…GoCarson!!!

    Bison proving that great play and great sportsmanship and character go hand in hand.

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    If we concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles"

    When you play football, you gotta like the taste of blood, And 50 percent of the time, it's your blood.

    It is characteristic of the unlearned that they are forever proposing something which is old, and because it has recently come to their own attention, supposing it to be new.

    "The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

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    Quote Originally Posted by 56BISON73 View Post

    The Walrus abides!



    Senior Women’s PGA and the Senior Men’s British Open this weekend! Along with the Evian for the LPGA and the 3M for the PGA.


    http://scoring.lpga.com/public/QSLeaderboard.aspx

    Final pairing is a goodun’!

    https://www.golfchannel.com/tours/pg...resented-rolex
    Last edited by MangyOldBison; 07-24-2022 at 12:34 AM.


    The ABCs of NDSU SPORTSMANSHIP:

    GoAmy…GoBison…GoCarson!!!

    Bison proving that great play and great sportsmanship and character go hand in hand.

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    LIV Golf deals another blow to the PGA Tour; Rory Sabbatini will retain his card for 2023.
    I have the honor to be Your Obedient Servant - B.Aud

    We all live in stories... It seems to me that a definition of any living vibrant society is that you constantly question those stories... The argument itself is freedom. It's not that you come to a conclusion about it. Through that argument you change your mind sometimes... That's how societies grow. When you can't retell for yourself the stories of your life then you live in a prison... Somebody else controls the story. - S. Rushdie

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    Quote Originally Posted by bisonaudit View Post
    LIV Golf deals another blow to the PGA Tour; Rory Sabbatini will retain his card for 2023.
    Lol! That LIV bunch is ruthless Audit! To their credit they did take Pat Perez however!
    Last edited by MangyOldBison; 08-15-2022 at 02:35 AM.


    The ABCs of NDSU SPORTSMANSHIP:

    GoAmy…GoBison…GoCarson!!!

    Bison proving that great play and great sportsmanship and character go hand in hand.

  9. #459
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    Quote Originally Posted by MangyOldBison View Post
    The Walrus abides!



    Senior Women’s PGA and the Senior Men’s British Open this weekend! Along with the Evian for the LPGA and the 3M for the PGA.


    http://scoring.lpga.com/public/QSLeaderboard.aspx

    Final pairing is a goodun’!

    https://www.golfchannel.com/tours/pg...resented-rolex
    the walrus abides! top of the mornin 2 u mange, aka MOAB--------------anybody going 2 check bison vs bison at the pine ta palm? simonich vs dietzel 0800 at my 2nd favorite course in DL should b a goodun bud

    this 1s for mangy and PL. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hptD6PAQk8Q

    PL. any chance of another bisonville golf outing this september followed by pizza party? those were a blast bro! CAS i was all set to play erskine the other day but they had a friggen tourney going on that course looks LEGIT

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    If we concentrated on the really important stuff in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles"

    When you play football, you gotta like the taste of blood, And 50 percent of the time, it's your blood.

    It is characteristic of the unlearned that they are forever proposing something which is old, and because it has recently come to their own attention, supposing it to be new.

    "The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."

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