In heaven there is no Joose,
that's why Stig don't like Zeus.
In the ditch his car does veer,
at the end of the fiscal year!
In Heaven there is no Joose
So have some chocolate moose
But when we get the Joose
Running away will be Bruuuuuuuuuce
Sweet Peach is the Joose for me
Because its Sun Capri
And when I go to pee
Time for Joose number three
Stigs car in the ditch with "the North remembers"
Also there's something with Stig and sad Mark Hamill. Just haven't got that one to come together yet.
Lardsin must go!
Sting likes to drink teh joose
Bunnies say there is no proof
Bison give the ball to Bruce
He runs through the Bunny D,
Just like shit through a goose
Hey Barkeep, another round of the green stuff for me and my buddies!
If you wanna play in Frisco
You can’t have a rabbit on your hat
Them rabbits might get close, but shoot don’t live your life like that
So hop on board this Bison Train, let’s get this thing on track
If you wanna play in Frisco
You can’t be a fan of the Jacks