2018 Jerseys

[Milkman]

All white is terrible. It's a running joke that we stomp anyone who wears ANY JERSEY COMBINATION.

FYP

I love the idea of the "beat down whites" but lets be honest if any style of jersey that a team wears while getting curb stomped by the Bison becomes a bad sign for future teams...well then um aren't opponents running out of jerseys to wear?


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[heffray]

FYP

I love the idea of the "beat down whites" but lets be honest if any style of jersey that a team wears while getting curb stomped by the Bison becomes a bad sign for future teams...well then um aren't opponents running out of jerseys to wear?


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Coach Houston: "Alright men. The Seniors and I have talked about it, and after much deliberation... we're going to go with no jersey or pants at all. Our research tells us that it is the only uniform combination left that NDSU hasn't beat."

[EC8CH]

Coach Houston: "Alright men. The Seniors and I have talked about it, and after much deliberation... we're going to go with no jersey or pants at all. Our research tells us that it is the only uniform combination left that NDSU hasn't beat."

Diapers are definitely a no go.

[Bison Loaf]

All white makes them look fat and lumpy. Plus it is after Labor Day so no white.

Speaking as a flabby man who proudly wears full coverage tighty-whities at all times, I resent this remark.

Diapers are definitely a no go.

Speaking as a flabby man who proudly wears diapers under my bearcat pants on occasion, I resent this remark.

[Bison 4 Life]

Coach Houston: "Alright men. The Seniors and I have talked about it, and after much deliberation... we're going to go with no jersey or pants at all. Our research tells us that it is the only uniform combination left that NDSU hasn't beat."

This is incorrect. You cannot accurately depict anything Mike Houston says using lower case letters.

[heffray]

This is incorrect. You cannot accurately depict anything Mike Houston says using lower case letters.

Really good point. If make the font bold and red, would that accurately depict his face?

[Vet70]

Really good point. If make the font bold and red, would that accurately depict his face?

What color is whiny?

[heffray]

What color is whiny?

judging by the looks on the faces of my toddler-aged children... i'd say cornflower blue.