Originally Posted by
TransAmBison
This thread delivers...in the most awful of ways. True offseason banter. I blame the basketball team for not winning and giving us a reason to complain about how they are winning. I imagine this thread derailing further until a wrestling match is scheduled (somewhat like the infamous basketball game between SD & Slick). CAS vs Chris...with special guest ref Portly Rob. CAS comes out with his manager Lakes (mouth of the south style). The two begin the match and get to the ground...CAS holding on for dear life and then:
CAS: *whispers* Just hold me.
Chris: You talk a good game, we'll see how you are in the next round.
CAS: I'm so lonely.
Chris: You can see by the video I've had much better coaches.
CAS: Is that a phone in your pocket?
PL: *In the background* Get yer Gumbo here!
unbison: Where'd you get these spoons, the dip-n-dot stand?
Fanette: *further in the background* Anybody see my dog? Li'l bugger's horny as heck!
Izzy: *even further in the background* How you doin'?
Loaf: Where's Angus? The Nigerian Prince I set all the Thunderstruck Makers money to said he would have Angus here for a meet and greet.
TSCF: Hey Loaf, hopefully you paid by credit card to get points.
westnodak93bison: Vikings suck!
Longhorn: No you suck!
SDbison: You all suck!
Hailbison: #$%& off you $#%#ing $%#$s!
Portly Rob: Eff this...I'm going to Dairy Queen. I hope I'm sober enough to drive...