Hi, I’m Troy McClure! You may remember me from such classic Out of Office Messages as “I’m in China on vacation” or “Attending ASHP Midyear in Las Vegas.” I’m here today to talk to you about Michael G, and the email you just sent him.
(Enter Billy, 8 years old, doe-eyed)
Billy: Mr. McClure? Why is Michael not answering any emails right now?
Troy: The answer is simple Billy: Michael is on his annual pilgrimage to the Shrine of the Holy Bison in Frisco, TX otherwise known as Toyota Stadium. It is where all NDSU fans go on FCS championship weekend. He has major responsibilities is supporting the team and likely will not be checking his work email.
Billy: When is he going to be coming back?
Troy: He will be back on Monday morning.
Billy: Is he going to reply to the email they just sent?
Troy: If it warrants a response, Billy. If it warrants a response…
(Exit Billy)
That’s all for now. Watch for me in the upcoming Out of Office Message “At Devils Lake Fishing,” coming this summer!