Streamers killed my first dog or something.
From now on, I see a purple streamer, I report the douche a-throwing it.
When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time. -Max McGee
“I really thought you had to run the football to control the game,” Erhardt once said. “You had to throw the football to score but had to run the football to win.” - Ron Erhardt
I was indifferent about the streamers until I read that. I can still count the number of times Bison fans have left anything worse than how they found it. Yeah, never. I watched a guy go completely out of his way to make sure he yakked in the ditch instead of anywhere near tailgating people. The only thing slightly off about that, it was an 11 am game.
We are a metro area of around 200k of I love you drunks. Mostly happy, will make up drinking songs if it means more drinking, and only get sad when they are drinking some foreign pilsner they never heard of because everything else is taken. No Europeans can't do a watered down American pilsner like Americans can. When they leave town, they have to teach bartenders a Canadian Whisky and water really means water, not just a splash. Put it in a tall glass though, that makes people much happier. It is pretty much the closest thing to ND beer until we got ND beers. There is not one North Dakotan who bought wine until it came in a box. That's just for special occasions like pan fried walleye fingers. Just a glass and then back to the beer.
Just pick up after yourself. We are proud to be backward ass country fucks, but we are very educated backward ass country fucks. We know people remember when us when we leave. Why have that thought be dumbass slobs? Leave the streamers at home. You are grown ass adults. Act like it.
You guys are something else. Stereotyping an entire fan base because one or two people wrote on a message board that we should throw the streamers in the parking lot. Do you’re occasional moronic fans who say ridiculous things speak for your entire fan base? Because they don’t speak for ours. I’ll have my streamers, and we are going to throw so many that stadium security won’t have the manpower to throw all of us out. I’ll gladly help clean the streamers after the game, as I do at every game I attend.