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    Holy shit this thread has now devolved in stupid ass jokes looked up online and regurgitated swapping whatever state for the other school/state. None of them are remotely even funny either. Wow. Wake me when someone posts something interesting or at least makes you chuckle.


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    Holy shit this thread has now devolved in stupid ass jokes.... None of them are remotely even funny either. Wow. Wake me when someone posts something interesting or at least makes you chuckle.
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    Holy shit this thread has now devolved in stupid ass jokes looked up online and regurgitated swapping whatever state for the other school/state. None of them are remotely even funny either. Wow. Wake me when someone posts something interesting or at least makes you chuckle.


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    Holy shit this thread has now devolved in stupid ass jokes looked up online and regurgitated swapping whatever state for the other school/state. None of them are remotely even funny either. Wow. Wake me when someone posts something interesting or at least makes you chuckle.


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    Quote Originally Posted by TAILG8R View Post
    Holy shit this thread has now devolved in stupid ass jokes looked up online and regurgitated swapping whatever state for the other school/state. None of them are remotely even funny either. Wow. Wake me when someone posts something interesting or at least makes you chuckle.


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    Quote Originally Posted by bulldogg View Post
    Yeah, it is going to be a great game and a great time. No one I would rather play than NDSU or hang out with in Frisco. I look forward to it. You do have some weak shit boring trollers, though.
    Really, so what do you think is worse. A message board with weak trollers, or the fact that you are sooooo good at it. I will help you out, the fact that you are actually perceived as a good troller is more troubling. You can actually make a comment and not lie by saying about yourself "I am a professional dick, and I am very good at it" put that on your resume.
    From the movie THE PROGRAM

    Regent Chairman: This is not a football vocational school. It's an institute for higher learning.
    Coach Winters: Yeah, but when was the last time 80,000 people showed up to watch a kid do a damn chemistry experiment? Why don't you stick the bow-tie up your ass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1st&TennBison View Post
    Really, so what do you think is worse. A message board with weak trollers
    Yes, but why so sensitive? Take a Midol and troll me in the morning.

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