What do you call a girl from North Dakota who can run faster than her brother?
A virgin.
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What do you call a girl from North Dakota who can run faster than her brother?
A virgin.
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If a man and a woman get divorced in Virginia are they still brother and sister?
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Or brothers .....Originally Posted by Mr Meaty
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Q: What did the Virginia female say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my smokes!
From the movie THE PROGRAM
Regent Chairman: This is not a football vocational school. It's an institute for higher learning.
Coach Winters: Yeah, but when was the last time 80,000 people showed up to watch a kid do a damn chemistry experiment? Why don't you stick the bow-tie up your ass?
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Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned at JMU?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
From the movie THE PROGRAM
Regent Chairman: This is not a football vocational school. It's an institute for higher learning.
Coach Winters: Yeah, but when was the last time 80,000 people showed up to watch a kid do a damn chemistry experiment? Why don't you stick the bow-tie up your ass?
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Q: How can you tell if someone in North Dakota is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Q: Why are there so many unsolved murders in North Dakota?
A: There are no dental records and everyone has the same DNA
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You must be wearing out your Jeff Foxworthy album. Yawn.
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When a married man and woman get divorced in Virginia, can she still be his sister??
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A North Dakotan spits his tobacco out his ass with all the rest of the shit. Wouldn't want to get any tobacco juice on those leather seats in the truck. Pussies spit.
Lardsin must go!
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